Ode To Bob (Explicit)

He woke and got out of bed, and got dressed

He was late to my car once again (you dickhead!)

I drove him to college free of charge( ca ching!)

Lessons on headphones on rock chill

Looking at parts for his ecoboost (kaboom!)

Cheese and onion sandwich for his lunch(at Asda!)

Right after college straight to the gym (with Ben strike!)

Back home after working up a sweat( shower!) (you’d stinky cunt!)

Dinner served up to him fresh once again( yummy!)

But no one’s going out to night oh nooo

He says to himself his favourite quote:

Give me my alcohol it’s the only thing that makes me happy

He woke up up out of bed and went upstairs, (and made toast)

Over to the yaught there’s more **** to go

(It’s never ending)

Working on that all day no progress( procrastinating)

OH MY GODS ITS HALF PAST 6 (OH SHIT)

whats going on tonight we dont know

shits going wrong

(Oh we ****ing know)

But there’s one thing we need to all remember

There’s nothing a drive can’t fix

Your eco boost shits it con rods out like ****ing bricks

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