[00:00.00]Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)
[00:28.94]They say that this youth has set my
[00:31.15]Lady's heart aflame
[00:33.20]His Lordship sure would die of shock
[00:35.73]His Lordship is a laughingstock
[00:37.74]Should he suspect her
[00:39.22]God protect her
[00:40.45]Shame Shame Shame
[00:42.74]This faithless lady's bound for Hades
[00:49.79]Shame Shame Shame
[00:53.12]Serafimo your disguise is perfect
[00:56.71]Who can this be
[00:59.35]Gentle wife admit your loving husband
[01:10.61]My love
[01:11.43]I am called to England on affairs of State
[01:16.07]And must leave you with your new maid
[01:22.74]Though I'd happily take the maid with me
[01:27.73]The old fool's leaving
[01:31.81]Serafimo away with this pretense
[01:35.70]You cannot speak
[01:37.13]But kiss me in my husbands absense
[01:45.90]Poor fool he makes me laugh
[01:48.30]Haha
[01:49.89]Haha
[01:54.65]Time again I tried to get a better better half
[01:59.35]Poor fool he doesn't know
[02:02.03]Hoho
[02:03.76]Hoho
[02:08.56]If he knew the truth he'd never ever go
[02:12.42]Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty
[02:23.63]He's here the Phantom of the Opera
[02:26.07]It's him
[02:26.93]Your part is silent little toad
[02:31.43]A toad madame
[02:34.10]Perhaphs it is you who are the toad
[02:41.50]Serafimo away with this pretence
[02:44.96]You cannot speak but kiss me in my croak
[03:02.95]Poor fool he makes me laugh
[03:05.23]Hahahahaha
[03:07.50]Croak croak croak croak
[03:12.50]Mother