[00:00.99]Elphie now that we're friends
[00:02.92]I've decided to make you my new project
[00:05.27]You really don't have to do that
[00:07.33]I know that's what makes me so nice
[00:11.92]Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
[00:18.11]And let's face it
[00:19.28]Who isn't less fortunate than I
[00:22.55]My tender heart tends to start to bleed
[00:26.66]And when someone needs a makeover
[00:28.61]I simply have to take over
[00:30.15]I know I know
[00:32.46]Exactly what they need
[00:36.98]And even in your case
[00:40.40]Though it's the toughest
[00:42.26]Case I've yet to face
[00:45.12]Don't worry I'm determined to succeed
[00:50.13]Follow my lead
[00:53.34]And yes indeed
[00:57.15]You will be
[01:02.33]Popular
[01:03.93]You're gonna be popular
[01:06.63]I'll teach you the proper poise
[01:08.69]When you talk to boys
[01:09.93]Little ways to flirt and flounce
[01:12.02]Ooh
[01:12.38]I'll show you what shoes to wear
[01:14.01]How to fix your hair
[01:15.24]Everthing that really counts to be
[01:18.41]Popular
[01:19.06]I'll help you be popular
[01:22.79]You'll hang with the right cohorts
[01:24.70]You'll be good at sports
[01:26.39]Know the slang you've got to know
[01:28.83]So let's start
[01:29.94]'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go
[01:34.85]Don't be offended by my frank analysis
[01:37.26]Think of it as personality dialysis
[01:39.86]Now that I've chosen to become a pal
[01:42.36]A sister and advisor
[01:43.79]There's nobody wiser
[01:45.22]Not when it comes to
[01:46.94]Popular
[01:47.86]I know about popular
[01:51.24]And with an assist from me
[01:53.19]To be who you'll be
[01:54.89]Instead of dreary who you were
[01:56.88]Well are
[01:57.70]There's nothing that can stop you
[01:59.13]From becoming populer
[02:00.92]Lar
[02:03.19]La la la la
[02:08.84]We're gonna make you popular
[02:14.06]When I see depressing creatures
[02:16.61]With unprepossessing features
[02:19.18]I remind them on their own behalf
[02:22.75]To think of
[02:24.61]Celebrated heads of state
[02:27.09]Or specially great communicators
[02:30.29]Did they have brains or knowledge
[02:33.04]Don't make me laugh
[02:35.31]They were popular
[02:36.65]Please
[02:37.39]It's all about popular
[02:39.91]It's not about aptitude
[02:42.22]It's the way you're viewed
[02:43.41]So it's very shrewd to be
[02:46.19]Very very popular
[02:48.53]Like me
[02:53.03]Why Miss Elphaba
[02:55.53]Look at you You're beautiful
[03:02.09]I have to go
[03:04.82]You're welcome
[03:05.19]And though you protest
[03:09.90]Your disinterest
[03:13.16]I know clandestinely
[03:19.76]You're gonna grin and bare it
[03:21.37]Your new found popularity
[03:24.29]Ah
[03:24.63]La la la la
[03:29.48]You'll be popular
[03:30.46]Just not quite as popular as me