Well I went to a party
Just the other night
I wanted to feel my mind was light
So I picked up a bottle
And I started drinking wine
I thought pretty soon I'd be feeling fine
But I couldn't get high Oh No
I don't know why Oh No
So I took out my pipe
And I stuffed it full of grass
I took out a match
And I lit it real fast
I huffed I puffed
I smoked and I toked
But after awhile my heart was nearly broke
Cause I couldn't get high Oh No
Don't know why Oh No
So I got me a cube of LSD
Sat down to wait
For it to hit me
I waited meditated
But couldn't get stoned
I had to give up and head for home
Cause I couldn't get high Oh no
Don't know why oh no