Ashley's Song

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion

You'd better learn my name

'Cause it's ashley

She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions

You might be the ingredient I seek

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor

You should be afraid of the great ashley

She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair

Who has time for girly things like that

Eye of newt

I cast a hex on you

Grandma's wig

This will make you big

Kitten spit

Soon your pants won't fit

Pantalones giganticus

Oh

No

Not again

She can rule the world and still finish all her homework

Everyone knows that I'm the greatest

Ashley

You better watch your step

Or she'll cast a spell on you

I turned my teacher into a spoon

I'm a slave to my spellbook

And yes it's true

I don't have as many friends as you

But I think you're nice

And maybe we could be friends

And if you say no

You're toast

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion

You'd better learn my name 'cause it's ashley

Just remember this when you see her on the street

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion

You'd better learn my