[00:00.00]Billericay Dickie (Live) - Ian Dury
[00:01.75]Good evening I'm from essex
[00:05.84]In case you couldn't tell
[00:09.62]My given name is dickie
[00:12.40]I come from billericay and I'm doing very well
[00:19.44]Had a love affair with nina
[00:21.90]In the back of my cortina
[00:23.99]A seasoned up hyena
[00:26.29]Could not have been more obscener
[00:28.43]She took me to the cleaners
[00:30.61]And other misdemeanors
[00:32.74]But I got right up between her
[00:35.34]Rum and her ribena
[00:37.64]Well you ask joyce and vicki
[00:41.92]If candy floss is sticky
[00:46.43]I'm not a blinking thicky
[00:48.70]I'm billericay dickie and I'm doing very well
[00:55.37]I bought a lot of brandy
[00:57.78]When I was courting sandy
[00:59.89]Took eight to make her randy
[01:02.13]And all I had was shandy
[01:04.37]Another thing with sandy
[01:06.64]What often came in handy
[01:08.83]Was passing her a 'mandy'
[01:11.15]She didn't half go bandy
[01:13.81]So you ask joyce and vicki
[01:17.62]If I ever took the mickey
[01:22.49]I'm not a flipping thicky
[01:24.79]I'm billericay dickie and I'm doing very well
[01:31.31]I'd rendezvous with janet
[01:33.79]Quite near the isle of thanet
[01:36.09]She looked more like a gannet
[01:38.31]She wasn't half a prannet
[01:40.53]Her mother tried to ban it
[01:42.76]Her father helped me plan it
[01:45.05]And when I captured janet
[01:47.25]She bruised her pomegranate
[01:49.83]So you ask joyce and vicki
[01:54.23]Who's their favourite brickie
[01:58.55]I'm not a blooming thicky
[02:00.88]I'm billericay dickie and I'm doing very well
[02:07.35]You should never hold a candle
[02:12.12]If you don't know where it's been
[02:17.06]The jackpot is in the handle
[02:21.48]On a normal fruit machine
[02:26.04]So you ask joyce and vicki
[02:30.91]If I'm ever short time tricky
[02:35.74]I'm not a common thicky
[02:38.01]I'm billericay dickie and I'm doing very well
[02:44.56]Oh golly oh gosh come and lie on the couch
[02:49.48]With a nice bit of posh from burnham-on-crouch
[02:54.10]I'm not a blooming thicky
[02:56.21]I'm billericay dickie
[02:58.45]And I ain't a sloutch
[03:02.66]So you ask joyce and vicki
[03:07.70]About billericay dickie
[03:12.46]I ain't an effin' thicky
[03:14.90]You ask joyce and vicki
[03:16.98]And I'm doing very well