Early in the mornin' I go to town
Down the avenue on my regular round
Gather with a bunch of crooked cats
See who's in the mood for shootin' crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Plenty of work waitin' to be done
Dice hot as coal still goin' strong
My boss gettin' salty on my lazy rear
I know I oughtta run but I'm still here
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Forgot I was supposed to be home by three
Forgot about my weddin' anniversary
Still keep the dice a-rollin doin' the best I can
Cause the crap's flyin' best once it hits the fan
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Just Shootin Crap Honey
Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap
Shootin Crap
