Yes Virginia, There Is a Satanic Cult

My baby don't believe me

My neighbor thinks I'm goin' nuts

And maybe I've gone crazy

But that don't mean I made it up

Sacrifices on the table

Pentagrams in the Pentagon

Run and hide while you're still able

This place is not where we belong

Over Virginia

It's like they wanna drink our blood

Oh they'll deceive us

They just can't ever get enough

Yeah there really is a cult.

I swear they're in a cult!

Our fathers tried to warn us

But we just didn't pay no mind

Now the coven's tryin' to burn us

And they don't leave no child alive

My big brother's always watching,

But I still think he's outta touch

His friends are decrepit and rotting

They wanna drain my precious blood!

Oh dear Virginia

You're prey for a different god

They wanna bleed ya

How long can they keep it up?

Yeah there really is a cult.

I swear they're in a cult!

(Yes Virginia)

A long way from Santa Claus

(Yes Virginia)

I think they're really in a cult

(Yes Virginia)

Oh yes there really is a.

(Virginia)

Satanic cult!

Over Virginia

It's like they wanna drink our blood

Oh they'll deceive us

But we're still chasing that free lunch

Oh dear Virginia

You're prey for a different god

They wanna bleed ya

They just can't ever get enough

Yeah there really is a cult.

A Satanic cult!