[00:00.00]What's a Telephone Bill? (LP Version) - Bootsy Collins
[00:02.23]Hello baby
[00:05.75]Yes it's your friendly phone fanatic again
[00:11.72]Oh yeah I'm loaded
[00:13.28]With verbal rap ability baby
[00:18.18]You know you inspire me to poetry
[00:22.67]So listen while I recite naughty nothings
[00:26.63]That'll wet your eardrums
[00:33.75]I'd like to I'd like to I'd like to
[00:38.75]Yeah yeah yeah
[00:40.72]Oh
[00:42.55]Can I make sweet love to you baby
[00:46.90]What I'd like to do would be
[00:50.31]Good to you
[00:54.15]And if you hang up
[00:55.73]On me now
[00:57.46]I'll be through
[01:00.55]I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
[01:05.63]When you got time to kill
[01:08.49]And if I can't get your love then
[01:11.54]What's a telephone bill
[01:17.33]According to the way you make me feel
[01:21.15]I guess you'd call it obscene phone call
[01:25.50]I'm not a storyteller though baby
[01:28.53]I'd rather be with you me to me
[01:33.08]Oh a sort of physical love like bubba
[01:37.69]Oh you're the sweetest fantasy I know
[01:41.42]You
[01:44.76]Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
[01:52.42]I'm being real and that seems the thing to do
[01:58.61]I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
[02:03.38]When you got time to kill
[02:06.39]And if I can't get your love then
[02:09.22]What's a telephone bill
[02:12.69]I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
[02:17.80]When you got time to kill
[02:20.85]And if I can't get your love then
[02:23.72]What's a telephone bill
[02:26.76]Oh baby uh uh uh wanna just to hang on
[02:29.20]I'd like to I'd like to I'd like to yeah yeah yeah
[02:36.30]I'd like to make sweet love to you
[02:57.64]Oh no not that baby
[03:00.55]I wanna be real with you
[03:04.77]Let me just breathe in your ear hole baby
[03:08.88]Ohhhh
[03:12.36]Ohhhh
[03:13.49]Don't fake me out
[03:14.23]Ohhhh
[03:15.47]Do do do do do do
[03:17.01]Do do
[03:17.81]I love you baby
[03:18.93]I'd like to make sweet love to you
[03:22.93]Let me see if I can hit that note again
[03:24.74]I love you lady
[03:26.54]Ohhh
[03:28.37]Ohhh
[03:29.69]Doo doo doo doo doo doo
[03:31.35]Doo doo
[03:33.27]I'd like to make sweet love to you
[03:36.51]Can you just explain to me what key are you in baby
[03:40.77]Ohhh
[03:42.63]Ohhh
[03:42.99]I'd like to get real funk
[03:46.03]Kay
[03:47.40]I'd like to make sweet love to you
[04:06.92]I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
[04:11.60]When you got time to kill
[04:14.39]And if I can't get your love then
[04:17.24]What's a telephone bill
[04:20.64]I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
[04:25.51]When you got time to kill
[04:28.43]And if I can't get your love then
[04:31.29]What's a telephone bill
[04:34.66]I'm just living and loving waiting for the moment
[04:39.61]When you got time to kill
[04:42.45]And if I can't get your love then
[04:45.27]What's a telephone bill
[05:18.46]Ohhhh
[05:20.13]Ohhhh
[05:21.51]Do do do do do do
[05:23.11]Do do
[05:25.05]I'd like to make sweet love to you
[05:37.91]Maybe ah
[05:39.02]I'll manicure your toenails
[05:40.37]And uh
[05:41.93]Make sweet love to you baby
[05:44.89]Rub my body with yours
[05:48.50]Wait a minute operator
[05:49.47]I I I'm not talking to you