When You're an Addams (Edit)

When you're an Addams

You need to have a sense of humor

When you're an Addams

You need to have a taste for death

Who cares about the world outside

And what it wants from you

When you're and Addams

You do what Addams always do!

When you're an Addams

You gotta have a lotta passion

When you're an Addams

You need to really love your wife

Several times a day

You're happy when your toes are in the mud

You smile a bit the moment you smell blood

AA-OOOH!!!

When you're an Addams

You need to grab a bow and arrow

When you're an Addams

You need a moment to explode

Just pour a potion

Flip the switch

And wait till things get hot

When you're an Addams

You have to really stir the pot

When you're an Addams

You have a very special duty

When you're an Addams

You're obligated to the clan

It's family first and family last

And family by and by

When you're an Addams

The standard answers don't apply

When you're and Addams

You do what Addams do or-

Ughhh