Student Union - Lady Sovereign (女君主)
Sipping snakebite in black
It didn't taste nice
In fact it was flat
Sitting at this half bat holly wrap
Student Union bash
You asked me to dance I said no
So I sat on my arse
Watching all these arty farty
Hooligans trashing the bar
How bizzare
Went to the courtyard for tobacco and tar
Saw these chicks doing this flex
Wearing tee's but not wearing bras
La la la la la
It was all la la la la la
At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache
Sipping on cheap drinks and geeks galore
Somewhere I ain't been before
Never went to Uni
And I never was a student
I'm a high school dropout
Was a popular loner
Making papers not exams
So yeah I brush my shoulders man
Roll ups smoking get up joker
Fuddy duddy in a sipping on your vodka
Oh my gosh I think I might have clocked ya
Is this how you go about becoming a doctor
La la la la la
It was all la la la la la
At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache
At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache
La la la la la
It was all la la la la la
La la la la la
It was all la la la la la
At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache
At the Student Union bar
I was dragged to the Student Union bar
It was crap at the Student Union bar
I was at the Student Union bar
What a headache