You sound like Lennon after gin
World peace dripping from your grin
Every problem solved tonight
As long as someone else pays the price
You quote books you never read
Talk about change you’ll never lead
Every word so deep, so loud
Safe inside the crowd
You say “brother, this system’s sick”
Then tip the system and call it quits
You’re a pub philosopher
Talking louder, meaning less
Saving the world one pint at best
Pub philosopher
Truth is cheap, courage costs
You talk big but won’t get lost
Revolution in your tone
But you never walk alone
When the street gets dark and cold
You’re suddenly not that bold
If words could burn the crown
You’d rule this town
You’re a pub philosopher
Talking louder, meaning less
Saving the world one pint at best
Pub philosopher
Truth is cheap, courage costs
You talk big but won’t get lost
pub philosopher
pub philosopher
You’re a pub philosopher
Full of answers, zero scars
Brave enough behind the bar
Pub philosopher
Last call, lights on
Where did your big ideas go?
Yeah.........
Pub philosopher
