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During my third terarament beeters
I got flu
And was for to bed in the sick room with a dredium matric grein supreme in the expt mine
It's a seven year old boycotled elice is who i liked a lot alice was there because he had an immense ent angry looking boil on the inside of his thigh
I saw it
It was was bibiggest plummed about the same color one morning in kamthe doctor to examinus and the sitting along beside
Him was the matron maountaance bozzm was enclosed in a starched white envelope
And because of this she somehow reminded me of a painting at once scene of a four masted schooner in full canvas running before the wind
What's his temperature
Today
The doctor asked pointing at me
I just do be over one hundred doctor
The matrion said
He's been out here allong enough
The doctor said sending back to school tomorrow
Then he turned wellis take off your pyjama crowsers
He said he was a very small doctor with steel inspectacles on the bold head
He frightened their life out of me
Althis removed his pyjama trouses
The doctor went forward and looked at the boil
He said
That's an asked yi isn't
It going to have to do something about that aunway at alless
What
What are
You going to do allies asked trembling nothing you do to worry about
The doctor said let's lie back and pret known notice of me did lelis lay back with his head on the pillow
The doctor had put his back on the floor
At the end of ellis his bed
And now he note down on the floor and open the bag
Alice
Even when he lifted his head from the pillow
Couldn't see what the doctor was doing there
He was hidden by the end of the bed
But i saw everything
I saw him take art to sort of scuculpol
Which had a long steel handle and a small pointed blade
He crchched below the end of as as his bed holding sculpele in his right hand
Gigive me larlartotowel makton
He said
The mtron handed him a towel
Still cratching low and hidden from the lelysy's view by the end of the bed
The doctor unfolded the towel and spread it over the palm of his left hand it his right hand
He held the skeletle alice was frightened and suspicious
He started raising himself
Happens elbow to get a better look light down alice
The doctor said
And even as he spoke
He bought stoup from the end of the bed
Like a jacking the box and flunung the outspread town straightto well as his face almost in the same second he thrust his right arm for wand pununged the point of the scutple deep into the center of the enormous boil
He gave the blade a quick twist
And then withdrew the game
Before the richard boy had time to discctanangle his heads from the tower alice screamed
He never saw the scalpe are going in
And he never wait coming out
But he felt it all right
And he's screen like a stop pig
I can seem now struggling to get the tow off his head
And when he emerged the tears was streaming down
His cheeks and his huge brown eyes was starting at adoptive with a look of utterer and total outrage
Don't make such a fuss about nothing
The makeron said
Put addressing on mtrum
The doctor said with plenty of mac self paaced
And he marched out of the room
I couldn't really blame the doctor
I thought handandle things rather clevely pain was something we were expected to endure anesthetics and paying killing injections were not much used in those days
Dentist in particular never bothered with them
But i doubt very much
If you would be entirely happy today
If a doctor through a tower in your face and jumped on you with a knife
When i was about nine
The ancient half sister that got engaged to be married
The man of a choice was a young english doctor
And that summer he came with us to norway
Romance was floating in the air like moon dust
And the two lovers for some reason
We younger ones could never understand
Did not seem to be very keen on us
Tagging along with them
They went out in the boat alone
They cry the rocks alone
They even had breakfast alone
We resented this as a family
We had always done everything together
And we didn't see why the angent half sister should suddenly decide to do things differently even if he had become engaged
We were inclined to blame the male lover
But disrupting the car of our family life
And it was inevitable that he would have to suffer for it sooner or later
The male lover was a great pipe smoker that disgusting smell pipipe was never out of his mouexaccept
He was eating or swimming
We even began to wonder
Whether he removed it
When he was kissing
His be closed
He gripped the stem of the pipe in the most manly fashion between his strong white teeth and kept it there while talking to you
This annoyed us surely
It was more polite to take it out and speak
Properly one day we all went in our little motorboat to an island
We had never been too before and for once the ancient half sister and the man they loabwho decided to come with us
We jose this particular island
Because we saw some goats on it
They were climbing about on the rocks
And we thought it would be fun to go and visit them
But when we landed
We found that the goat were totally wild
And we couldn't get near them
So we gave up
Trying to make friends with them
Simply please sat around on the smooth rocks in our babing costumes enjoying the lovely sun
The manly lover was filling his pipe
I have to be watching him
As he very carefully packed the tobacco into the bow from a yellow oil skin pouch
Yeah
Just then is doing this
He was about to light up
When the ancient half sister called on him to come swimming
So he put down the pipe out off
He went i stared at the pipe
That was lying there on the rocks about twelve inches from it
I saw a little heap of dried goat
Droppings each one small and round like a pale brown berry ry at that point
An interesting idea began to sprout in my mind
I picked up the pipe
And knocked all the the back i were out of bit
I then took the goats droppings and teased them with my fingers until they we're nicely shreadded
Very origently i poured these traded droppings into the boat at the pipe packing them down with my thumb
Just as the man in lover always did it
When that was done
I placed a thin layer of real tobacco over the top p entire re family was watching me
As i did this nobody said a word
But i could sena gloof approval al around
I replace aced pipipe on the rock all of us set back to aawait the return of the victim
The le lot of us
But in this together now
Even my mother i had drawn them into the plot
Simply by letting them see what i was doing
It was assilent rather dangerous family conspiracy back came the man in lover ripping went from the sea
Chest out strong and verial
Healthy and sunburned great swim
He announced to the world splended water terorrific stuff
He towed himself vigorously making the muscles if he 's by steps of rile
Then he sat down on the rocks and reached for his pipe nine pairs of eyes watched him
Intenmptly nobody giggled to give the game away
We were trembly with anticipation and a good deed of the suspence was caused by the fact that none of us new
Just what was going to happen
The man ly lover put the pipe between his strong light teeth and struck a match
He held the flame over the bw and sucked the tobacco reignited and glowed
And the loveer's head was inveloping clouds of blue
Smoke
He said blowing smoke through his nostols
Nothing
Nothing like a good piypath for a bracing swim still we waited
We could hardly bear the suspence
The sister who was seven couldn't bet it at all what sort of tobacco do you put in that thing
She asked with superinnocence a navy gut
The mayor lever answered the player is navy cut
It's the best
There is these norwegians use all also of diggusting sting cented totoacaccs
But i wouldn't touch them
I didn't know they had different tastes the small sister went on what course do the man
He ever said all tobacco are different to the discriminating pipe smoker maybe be got his creen and unadultorated it's a man smoke
The man seemed to go out of his way to use long words like discriminating and unadulporated
We hadn't the fuggest idea
What they meant the ancient half sister fresh from a swim
And now clothed in a towel bathrow became on saturday of closter a man ly lover
Then the two of them started giving each other
Those silly little grounances on soppy smiles that made us all feel sick
They were far to occupy with one another to notice the awful tension that had settled over our group
They didn't even notice that every face in the crowd was turned towards them
They had sunk once again into their lother's world
Where little children did not exist the sea was calm
The sunwis shining
And it was a beautiful day
Then all of the sun
The man in lover let out a peersing scream and his whole body shot four feet into the air
He piped threw out of his mouth
When claattering over the rocks and the second screen in gabe was social and loud
That all the sea ggols on the island rose up in alarm
His features were twisted like those of a person undergoing to be a torture
And his skin turned the color of snow
He began sputtering and choking and spewing and hawking and acting
Generally like a man with some serious internal injury
He was compleplespespeechless
He stared at him
Enthrolled the ancient healf sister who must have thought
She was about to lose her future husband forever was pouring at him and something in on the back and crying
Darling
Darling
What's happening to you
Where is it hurt and get the boat
Stop the engine
We must wash him to hospital
Quickly
She seemed to have forgotten that there wasn't to hospital within fifty miles
I've been poisoned
Spluttered the man in laabit's
It's tting into my lungs
It take my chest
My chest
Ted on fire by stomachs going up in flumes
Help me get him into the boat
Quick quite the ancient half systeter gripping amount of the arm
Its
Its don't just sit this stand and come and help
No no no no no no no quite the now not so man llaaba i klibillow i kah
I need there give me air
He lay back
Can breathe in deep drafts of splendid norwegian ocean air
And he know another minute
Also he was sitting up again
That was on the way to recovery what in the world came ing of you asked the ancient half sister coping his hands standily in hers
I can't imagine he move ed
I simply can't imagine his face was a still and white does virgin snow and his hands were trembling
There must be a reason for it
He added there's got to be a reason
I know the reason shouted the seven year old sister screaming with laughter
I know what it was
What was it snapped the angent one
What have you been up to tell me at once
It's his pipe shouted the small sister still convuled with laughter
What's wrong with my pipe said the man in lover
You think smoking goes tobacco cried the small sister
It took a few moments for the full meaning of these words to dawn upon the two lovers
But when it did
And when the terrible anger began to share itself on the mandy loverer's face
And when he started to rise slowly and mannesingly to his feet
We all sprang up and rn for our lives
And jumped off the rocks into the deep water
When i was twelve
My mother said
To me
I then to do for mulba and retten which would you like to go to both were famous public schools
But that was all i knew about them reptim
I said how go to wpt him
He was an easier word say say momorbora very well
My mother said
You should go
Go wrect m
We would have been in kent
Then in a place called bxley
Rection was in the midlands
Nenear darari on some hundred and forty miles away to the north
That was of no consequence to about plenty of trains
Nobody was taken to school by car in those days
We were put on the train
I was exactly thirteen in september
Nineteen
Twenty nine in september
From me to to to recon on the day am my departure
I had first of all to get dressed for the part
I've been to london with my mother the week before to buy the school clothes
And i remember how shot i was when i saw the outfit
I was expected to wear
I cnot possibly go about in those
I cried nobody wears things like that are you sure
You haven't made a mistake
My mother said to the shop assistant
If he's going to wpt in madam
He must wear these clothes
His assistant said
Mly
And now this amazing fancy dress was all laid out of my bed
Waiting to be put on
Put it on
My mother said
Hold you up
You'll miss the drain
I looked like complepleidiot
I said my mother went end of the room left me to it with immense reluctance
I began to dress myself
First there was a white shirt with a detachable white collar
This collar was unlike any other color
I'd seen it was a stiffers
A piece of perspects at the front
The stiff points of the collar would bent over to make a pead of wings and the whole thing was so colall
That the points of the wings as i discovered later rubbed against the underneath of by chin
It was known as a butterfly color to attach the bubutterlily color to the shirt
You needed a back star and a front std
I've never been through this week miral ve all i must do it
Properly i told myself so first i put the backstd into the back of the collar band of a shirt
Then i tried to attach the back of the collar to the back start
But the color was so stiff
I couldn't get the stared through the sweet
I decided to soffer it with spit
I put the end of the color into my mouth
Sacked the starch away
It won't to start went through the slit and the back of the collar was now attached to the back of the shirt
I inserted the front stud into one side of the front of the shirt and slit the shirt over my head with the head of the mirror
I now said about pushing the top of the front ststuard through the first of two slits in the front of the color
It wouldn't go
The slip was so small and steff and stargy that nothing would go through it
I took the shirt off
And put both the front slips of the color into my mouth and chew them
Until they was soft
The starch didn't taste of anything
I put the shirt back on the game
And at last i was able to get the front start through the color
Slits around the color but underneath the butterfly wings
I tied a black tie
Using an ordinary tie note
Then came the trasses in the braces
The trouses were black with thin pinstrike gray lines running down them i buatten the the aces es to the trousers six buttons in all
Then i put on the trasses and adjusted the braces
The correct ct link by sliding two brass clips up and down
I put on a brand you blt black ack es and and aced them up now for the whiscoat this was also black
And it had twelve buttons down the front on two little whistcoat buttons on either side one about the other
I put it on and did up the buttons starting at the top of working down
I was glad
I didn't have to choose each of those battowles to get the bottoms through all
This was bad enough for the boy who had never before won anything more elaborate than a pair of shoron a blazer
But the jacket put the lid on it
It wasn't actually a jacket
It was a sort of tail coat
And it was without out the most ridiculous government
I had ever seen like the whasstcoat
It was jet black and made aa heavy surge like material in the front
It was cut away
So that the two sides met only at one point about halfway down the waastecoat
Here there was a single button
And this had to be done up from the button downwards the lions of the coat separated and curved away
Behind the legs of the wherer and came together
Regain at the backs of the knees forming a part of tails
These tails were separated by a slit
And when you walked about they lalaed against your legs
I put the thing on and did up the front button feeding like an undertake as a prrentice in a funeral power
I cracked downstairs
My sisters shripped with laughter
When i appeared
He'll be hunting those they cried
He'll be arrested by the police put your hat on
My mother said handing me a stiff widebrin straw hat with a blue and black band around it
I put it on
And did my best to look dignified the sisters fell over the room
Laughing my mother got me out of the house
Before i lost my nove completely and together we walked through the bridgage tobeacsory station
My mother was going to accompany me to land
And then dn't see me onto the darbei train
But you've been told on no account should she travel farther than that i had only a small suitcase to carry my
My tunk had been sent on ahead labeled luggage in advance
Nobody's taking the slightest notice arbue
My mother said as we walked through bcks ly high street
And curiously enough nobody was i had learned one thing about england
My mother went on
It is a country
Where men love to wear uniforms
Eleccentric clothes
Two hundred years ago
There are clothes are even more elecentric than they are
Today you can consider yourself
Lucky
You don't have to wear a weg on your head and ruffles on your seeds
Everyone who looks at you
My mother said
Knows that you are going away to a public school
All english public schools have their own different crazy uniforms
People will be thinking how lucky you are to be going to one of those famous places
We took the train from bexley to challenge cross
And then went by taxi to houston station at houston
I was put on a drain for darby
With a lot of other boys who all wore the same ridiculous clothes as me and a way i went at reptm prefects
Whenever called prefects
They were called bozas
And they had the part of life and death over our junior boys
They could someone has done in our pyjamas at night night time and flashes for leaving ving just one football sock on the floor of the changing room
When it should have been hld up on a pig
A bozer got threshous for a hundred and one other piddling little mister meaners by burning his toast at tea time for failing to dust his study
Properly for failing to get his study fire or burning in spiite of spending half your pocket money on firrelighters for being late and roll call for talking an evening prep for forgetting to change into how shoes at six o'clock
The list was endless four with the dressing gown on or three bsiit off the bozer would say to youve in the changing room lter night others in the dormit
We had told you what to answer to this question
Far with the dawn you mumbled trembling this boser was famous for the speed of his strokes
Most of them paused between each stroke to prolong the operation
But williamson the great footballler cricketer on athlete always delivered his strokes in a series of swift back and fourth movements
Without any pals between them at all four strokes would rain down upon your bottom
So fast
That it was all over in four seconds a ritual took place in the dormitory
After each beating the victim was required to stand in the middle of the room and lower his pajamama rasses
So that the damage could be inspected half a dozen experts with crowd around you
And expressed their opinions in highly professional language
What a super job
He's got every single one in the same place
Craky
Nobody tell you
You d more than one except for the mess boy
That williamson on's got a terrific guy
Of course she's got a terrific guy
Why do you think he's a cricket teamer
There's no wet blood
Though if you would had just one more heit'd got some blood out through a dressing gun
Too it's pretty amazing isn't
It most posers couldn't get a result like that without a dressing gun
You must have to minnestly thin skin
Even williams couldn't have done that to ordinary ary in
Can did you use a one one or shshort
And you hang on then pull them up
Yet i've got to see this again
And i would stand there slightly amused by this cool clinical approach
Once i was still standing in the middle of the dorittry with my byjama a trasses around my kees
When williams comes with the door
What don't they have
You think you're doing
He said knowing very well
Exactly what i was doing
And nothing i stomard
And nothing at all put those for jamas up and get you to bed
Immediately he added
But i noticed
But as he turned a way to go out of the door
He craimed his head embhasso slightly to one side to catch a glimpse of my beare bottom at his own handy work
I was certainly detected a little glimmer of pride around the edges of his mouth
Before he closed the door behind him the headmaster
While i was a gped and struck me as being rather shuddy bandy legged little fellow with a big bold haad and lots of energy
But not much charm i meind
You ever
Did never
Even Well
Because in all those months and years
I was at the school
I don't whether ther he he address more than six sentences to me all together so perhaps
It was wrong of me to form a judgment
Like that what is so interesting about this headmaster is that he became a famous person later on at the end of my third year
He
He was suddenly pointed bishop of chester
And off he went to live in a palace by the river d
I remember the time trying to puzzle out how on earth
A person could suddenleve from being a schoolmaster to becoming a bishop all in one jump
But there were bigger puzzle les to come from chest
He was soon promoted a game to become bishop of london
And from there after not borl that many years
He bounced up the letter
Once more to get the top job of them all arch bishop of cantegory
And not long after that it was he himself who had the task of crowning our present queen in westminster rabby with half the world watching him on television
Well well well well
And this was the man who used to deliver the most vicious beatings to the boys under his care by now i'm sure
You will be wondering
Why i leave so much emphasis upon school beatings in these pages
The answer is that i cannot help it all through my school life
I was applled by the fact
That masters and senior boys would allowed literally to wounded other boys
And sometimes quite severely i couldn't get over it
I never have got over it
It would of course be unfair to suggest that all masters were constantly beating the daylight sight of all the boys in those days
They won't only a few did so
But that was quite enough to leave by lasting impression of parner upon me
Hed left another more physical impression upon me
As well
Even today
Whenever i have to sit for any length of time on a hard bench of chair
I begin to feel in my heart beating along the old lines
That the game made on my bottom some fifty five years ago
There was nothing wrong with a few quick sharp tickles on the rump
They probably do a naughty boy lot of good
But this headmaster we were talking about
Wasn't just tickling you
When he talook out his cain to deliver a flogging
He never flogged me
Thank goodness
But i was given a vivid description of one of these settlements ies by my best friend uppt in his name was michael
Michael was ordered to take down his 's charges and neel on the headmsters sofa with the top half of his body hanging over one end of the sofa
The great man then gave him one terrific crack
After that there was a pause
The cane was put down
And the headmaster began filling his pipe from a tin of tobacco
He also started to lecture the keing boy about sin and wrongdoing soon the cie was picked up again
And a second tremendous crack was administered upon the trending buttons
Then the pipe fitting business on the lecture went on
For maybe another seconseconds then came the third crack at the came
Then the instrumental torture was put one smmore er on the table and a box of matches was produced
A match was struck and applied to the pipe
The pipe failed to light
Properly a fourth stroke was delivered with the lecture continuing this slow and fiercem process went on
Until ten terrible strokes have been delivered
And all the time over the piplighting of the match striking the lecture on evil and wrongdoing and singing and missteed and mall practice went on without stop
Even when dollars the strokes were being a administered at the end of it all a based on a sponge and a small clean tower
Were produced by the headmaster and the victim was told to wash away the blood before pulling up his trances
Do you wonder them
That this man's behavior used to puzzle it tremendously he was an ordinary clerge jumment
At that time as well as being had master and i would sit in the dim light of the school chapel
And listen to him
Preaching about the lamb of god and about mercy and forgiveness
And all the rest of it and my young mind would become totally confused
I knew very well that only the night before this feature had shown neither forgiveness
Normousy in floggings
Some small boy would broke in the rules
So what was it all about i used to ask myself
Did they preach one thing and practice another these men of god
And if someone to tell me at the time that this flogging enlaurgment would one day become the archbishop
Canterberry
I would never have believed it was all this
I think that maybe begin to have dbts about religion and even about god
If this person i kept telling myself
It one of god's chosen sales man on earth
Then there must be something very wrong about the whole business
Every now again a plane grey cdboard box was dished tweet boy in our house
And this believe it or not was a present from the great chocolate manufacturers
Canberrry inside the box
There were twelve bars of chocolate
All the different shapes
All with different feelings and all with numbers were wanted twelve stamped on the chocolate underneath eleven of these bars were new inventions from the factory
The twelth was the control bar one that we all knew well usually a cberbri's coffee queen bar also in the box was a sheet ted paper with the numbers one to twelve on it as well as two blank columns one for for gimarmarks to reach chocolate from not to ten and the other for comments all we were require to do when return for this spendy gift was to taste very carefully each bt of chocolate
Give it marks and make an intelligent comment on why we liked it or dislicted it was a clever stunard caberras were using some of the greatest chocolate bar experts in the world to test out their new inventions
We would have a sensible age between in thirty and eighteen
And we knew intimately every chocolate bar in existence from the milk flake to the lemon marshmellow quite obviously our opinions on anything new would be valuable
All others ended into this game in a great custole sitting in our studies and dibbling each bar with the end of connocis giving our marks and making our comments too subtle for the common plot was one note that i remember writing down for me
The importance of all this was that i began to realize that the large chocolate companies actually did possess inventing rooms and they took their inventing
Very seriously
I used a picture
A long white room like a laboratory with pots of chocolate and fange and or sorts of other delicious feelings bumbling away on the stoades
While men and women in white coats moved between the bumbling pots
Taassting and mixing and concocting their wonderful new inventions
I used to imagine myself working on of these labs
And suddenly i would come up with something so absolutely
Unbearably delicious
That i would grabbin my hand go go rushing out of lalaand alalong the corridand writing into the office of the great mister kabubery mmself
I it sir
I would shout putting the chocolate in front of him
It's fantastic
It's fabulous
It's moveelous
It's irresistible slowly
The great man would pick up my nuly invented chocolate
That he would take a small bite
He would roll it around his mouth
Then all and once he would leap up from his chair crying
You've got it
You've done it
It's a miracle
He would slack me on the back
And
And shwewe'll tit by the million
We'll sweet the world for this one
How onher did you do it
Your salary is doubled
It was lovely dreaming those dreams
And i have no doubat all that thirty five years later
But i was looking for a plot
For my second book for children
I remember those little car
Bowboboxes and the newly invented chocollates inside them
And i began to write a book goal charlie on the chocolate factory
There were about thirty or more masters at graptim and most of them were amazingly dulb and totally color less and completely uninterested in boys
But caucus an ecenent ago bachelor was neither down nor colourless
Caucus was a charma
A vast unn gainly man with grooping blood haand cheeks and filthy clothes
He wore queaseless final trouses and a brown tweet jacket with patches all over it a bits of dried food on a lopels
He was meant to teachers mathematics
But in truth he told as nothing at all
And that was the way he meant it to be his lessons consisted of an endless series of distractions all invented by him
So that subject of mathematics would never have to be discussed
He would come lumbering into the classroom
And sit down of his desk and blair at the class
We would wait to expectanvely wondering what was coming next
Let's have a look at the crossword puzzle in today's times
He would say fishing a crumbled newspaper
I'd be his jacket pocket
There will be a lot more fun than filling around with figures
I ate figures
Figures are probably the jurious things on his earth
Then why do you teach mathematics
So somebody asked him
But i don't
He said
Spiling slowly
I only pretend to teach it
Caucus would proceed to draw the framework at the blackswork on the blackboard
And we would all spend the rest of a lesson
Trying to solve it
While he read out the clues
We enjoyed that the only time i can remember him vaguly touching upon mathematics
Was when he risked a square of tissue paper out of be popoket ket weighted around
Look at this
He said this tissue paper is one hundred to of inththick
I folded onmaking it
It ouble ble
I folded again making it four thickuces
Now i will give a large bar of companies 's fooand and nute chocolate to any boy who can tell me to the nearest twelve inches healthy
It will be if i vold it fifty times we will all stuup by hands and start guessing twenty four inches three feezfive five arzare three inches are you're not very clever oil
Caucus said
The answer is the distance from the earth to the sun
That's i think it would be vividence throlled by these piece of intelligence
And asking to prove it on the blackboard
Which he did another time he wouted two foot long grass snake into class
And insisted that every boy should handle in order to cure us snaver
As he said of a theared snakes as caused credtic emotion
I can't remember all the other thousands of splendy things
That all caukers cooked up to keep his class happy
But there was one the i on never forget
Which was repeated at indiduavals of about three weeks
Throughout each term
He would be talking to us about this all that act susuddenly he would stop in mid sentence and the look of intense pain would cloud his ancient countons
Then his head would come up
And his great nose will begin to sniff the air
And he would cry aloud by god
This is too much
This is going too far
This is intolerable
We knew exactly what was coming next
But we always played along with him
What's the matter
Zor
What's happened
Are you all right
Are you feeling ill up
Went the great nose once again
And my head would move slowly from side to side
And the nose would sniff the air delicately as those searching for a leak of gas or the smell of something burning
This is not to be tolerated
He would cry
This is unbeatable
But what the matter
Sir
I'll tell you what's that matter
Caukers which shout somebody's fated
Oh No Sir
Normissir
Normissir
It's not of us
Sir
At this point
He would rise majestitically with feet and call out at the top of his voice use tore as fan open all windows
This was the signal for rentic activity
And everyone in the class would lead to his weet
It was a well rehearsed operation and each of us new exactly what he had to do four boys would men the door and begin
Swing it back and forth the great speed
The rest would start climbing auautomagigantic windows
Which occupied one whole wwof of the rooms
Flinging the lower ones
Open using a long pole with a hook on the end ds away in the top bunes and leaning out to go p the fresh air in mock distress
While all this was going on caucus himself would march serely ly out of room muttering
Which is the cabbage
That does it all the get beauis is discasting cabbage and brusel sppot
And you're go off like firecrackers
And that was the last we sort of caucuers for the day
