No Regards/You're Checkin' In - The Simpsons
Kickin' it a musical journey
Through the betty ford center
You know when I was a girl
I always dreamed of being in a broadway audience
How do you find the defendant
He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent
Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent
Drinking and driving narcotics posession
And that's just page one of this ten-page confession
I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us
But this is LA and you're rich and famous
I'm checkin' in
He's checkin' in
I'm checkin' in
Checkin' checkin' in
No more pills or alcohol
No more pot or demerol
No more stinkin' fun at all
I'm checkin' in
He's checkin' in
He's checkin' in
No more lookin' pale and thin
No more bugs beneath your skin
Hey that's just my aspirin
Chuck it out
You're checkin' in
When I grow up I wanna be in the betty ford center
Better start saving now it's very expensive
Shh they're strapping down liza minnelli
