Nervous System

I have a nervous system

I have a nervous system

I lie to my doctor about how much I drink and smoke

Sitting in an office surrounded by inspirational quotes

He asks about my income and level of education

In the middle ages they used to do this thing called trepanation

A procedure where the surgeon drills a hole into your skull

To let the evil spirits out and take the pressure off

The precursor to lobotomy before neurobiology

My eyes dart around anxiously (AHHHH)

I have a nervous system (hey hey)

I'm nervous all the time

I'm a lot like Hannibal

I'm just a cannibal

Eating myself alive (hey hey)

I have a nervous system

A nervous system (hey)

They say that life’s a party but I’ve always hated parties

I imagine a car wreck every time I touch my car keys

I don’t want to go anywhere I’m a temperamental houseplant

Dehydrated full of hatred cat hair on my sweatpants

And when I check the captcha box that says I’m not a robot

I’m lying to myself and I’m lying to my laptop

I don't want to hand this down I'm afraid to reproduce

I wonder if Sigmund Freud turned into his dad too

I have a nervous system (hey hey)

I'm nervous all the time

I'm a lot like Hannibal

I'm just a cannibal

Eating myself alive (hey hey)

I have a nervous system

A nervous system (hey)

I'm just a parietal, occipital, temporal and frontal lobe

Cerebellum, lizard brainstem, pons and diencephalon

All these cervical, thoracic, lumbar, sacral, spinal nerves

Peripheral, somatic, autonomic, these are fancy words

For my nervous system (hey hey)

I’m sorry it's not more organized

It’s business as usual

I’m biting my cuticles

Literally eating myself alive (hey hey)

I have a nervous system (hey hey)

I’m nervous all the time

I'm a lot like Hannibal

I'm just a cannibal

Eating myself alive (hey hey)

I have a nervous system (hey hey)

An unsympathetic nervous system (hey hey)

I have a nervous system (hey hey)

A nervous system