A Snowman Stole My Wife

I woke up Christmas morning

To find the garden filled with snow

I thought I'd make my wife a snowman

With button eyes and a carrot nose

But when she came to see it

It gave a shimmer as it came to life

He was charming and funny

'Til all of a sudden

He's leaving with my wife!

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

He came to life in the morning

And they were gone

'Til the end of the night

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

But the joke's on him

It's the best day of my life

No more getting told off

For never wrapping presents right

I get to wear my Christmas jumper

The one you say's too tight (too tight!)

No more missing Die Hard

While you have your Christmas pout

No more driving round the country

Your Granny never liked me

My in-laws smell like sprouts!

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

He came to life in the morning

And they were gone

'Til the end of the night

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

But the joke's on him

It's the best day of my life

I can do all my shopping online

Decorate the tree as I like

I'll eat all the chocolates

It's Christmas all the time. Yeeeah!

Late on in the evening

And I feel those festive blues

No-one to fill my empty stocking

No-one to share my Christmas snooze

When I hear the doorbell

My heart leaps out my chest

The snowman defrosted

You tell me you love me

And Christmas with me is the best!

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

He came to life in the morning

And they were gone

'Til the end of the night

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

But the joke's on him

It's the best day of my life

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

(A snowman stole my wife)

He came to life in the morning

And they were gone

'Til the end of the night

(Gone 'til the end of the night)

This Christmas

A snowman stole my wife

But the joke's on him

It's the best day of mylife