[00:00.00]Dumb Ways To Die (Originally Performed by Tangerine Kitty) - New Tribute Kings
[00:01.17]Lyrics by：New Tribute Kings
[00:02.34]Composed by：New Tribute Kings
[00:03.52]Set fire to your hair
[00:07.24]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.08]Eat medicine that's out of date
[00:15.08]Use your private parts as Piranha bait
[00:19.10]Dumb ways to die
[00:22.28]So many dumb ways to die
[00:26.51]Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
[00:29.88]So many dumb ways to die
[00:35.68]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.11]Do your own electrical work
[00:43.42]Teach your self how to fly
[00:46.89]Eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie
[00:51.08]Dumb ways to die
[00:54.17]So many dumb ways to die
[00:58.37]Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
[01:01.74]So many dumb ways to die
[01:05.42]Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:09.10]Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
[01:13.05]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:16.92]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:20.92]Dumb ways to die
[01:24.17]So many dumb ways to die
[01:28.36]Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
[01:31.69]So many dumb ways to die
[01:35.60]Keep a rattle snake as a pet
[01:39.17]Sell both your kidneys on the internet
[01:43.52]Eat a tube of super glue
[01:47.13]I wonder what's this red button do
[01:51.02]Dumb ways to die
[01:54.11]So many dumb ways to die
[01:58.35]Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
[02:04.51]So many dumb ways to die
[02:08.76]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:14.82]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:20.89]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:24.98]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
[02:28.63]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:32.09]They may not rhyme but they are quite possibly
[02:36.02]The dumbest ways to die
[02:39.58]The dumbest ways to die
[02:43.33]The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
[02:49.78]So many dumb
[02:51.82]So many dumb ways to die