Okay I checked
We have Earl Grey English Breakfast Cinnamon Stick
Chamomile Mint Medley Blackberry and
Wait there's one more Lemon Soother
You're not the guy that asked for tea are you
The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
Mail call Rachel Greene bunk seven
Thank you
Oh cool A free sample of coffee
Oh good Because where else would we get any
Oh right
Oh great What is it
Country club newsletter
My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration
Oh my God It's Barry and Mindy
Barry who you almost
And Mindy your maid of
Let me see That's Mindy
She is pretty
Lucky
To have had a friend like you
Marcel bring me the rice Come on
Good boy Give me the rice
Thank you Good boy
He's mastered the difference between bring me the and pee in the
Bring me the and Rach
Oh I'm sorry
This is so stupid
I mean I gave Barry up right
I should be happy for them
I am I'm happy for them
Really No
I guess it would be different if I were with somebody
Whoa what
What happened to Forget relationships I'm done with men
The whole *****embargo
I don't know
It's not about no guys It's about the right guy
With Barry it was safe and easy but there was no heat
With Paolo all there was was heat
Lt was this raw animal ***ual Right I got it
I was there
Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl
Yes
Yes I do I really do
In fact it's funny
Often someone you wouldn't think could
Curl your toes
Might just be the one who
Gets interrupted
How was the movie
Wonderful So good
Suck fest Total chick flick
I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs
And buses going really fast
I don't need violence in a movie
As long as there's a little nudity
There was nudity I meant female nudity
I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking
Hugh Hugh Grant
All right I've got to go
Come on Marcel
We're gonna go take a bath Yes we are aren't we
They're still just friends right
And I will see you tomorrow
You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's
Does Aunt Monica get a say in this
Please Aunt Monica please
Unclench You're not even gonna be here
I can't believe we're discussing this I agree I'm like in disbelief
If it was gonna happen wouldn't it have happened already
She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me
She said that
I added the exactly like me part
But she's looking for someone And someone will be there tonight
Tonight tonight
It's perfect It'll just be the two of us
She spent all day taking care of my monkey
I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey
Anyway I figured after work I'd pick up some wine
Go over there and try to woo her
Know what you should do Know what you should do
Take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used
If you keep this up you'll be finished by the weekend
The one in the feathered boa is Dr Francis
Now she used to be a man
Look there's Raven
We hate her We're glad she's dying
And then What Marcel
Are you playing with Monica's shoes You're not supposed to
Marcel did you poo in the shoe
Oh Marcel Bad monkey
Oh God
Sorry Barry
I'm sure you didn't register for that
Who died Who died
Roll him over Come on roll him over
Well we know it wasn't Dexter right Marcel Because
Marcel
How could you lose him I don't know
We were watching TV he pooped in Monica's shoe
Wait He pooped in my shoe Which one
I don't know The left one
Which ones
Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything
Why is the air in here so negative
Rachel lost Marcel
Oh no How
He pooped in my shoe Which one
The cute black ones I always wear
No which one
The right or left
Because the left one is lucky
Come on What am I gonna do
All right You're a monkey You're loose in the city
Where do you go
It's his first time out so he'll do touristy things
I'll go to Cats You go to the Russian Tea Room
Oh my God Come on you guys
He'll be home any minute He's gonna kill me
Search the building Take the first floor We'll take the rest
What am I gonna do
You stay here and wait by the phone
Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you
Does anybody want to trade
What do you want
Mr Heckles have you seen a monkey
I left a Belgian waffle out here Did you take it
Why'd you leave it in the hall I wasn't ready for it
I saw Regis Philbin once
You owe me a waffle
He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face
With Russian dressing and pickles on the side
Thanks
How did it go today
Is that wine
You want some
Oh I would love some
But let's not drink it here
I'm feeling crazy You wanna go to Newark
Okay but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast
I kind of wanted to run something by you
You know how we were talking before
About relationships and stuff
Oh God Ross I cannot do this Okay quick and painful
Oh God
Okay all right All right okay
Please don't hate me
What
You know Marcel
I kind of lost him
I can't believe this
All I asked you to do was keep him in here
I know I'm sorry
It's partially my fault
I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey
You should have started with a pencil
I'm doing everything I can Everyone's looking for him and I got
Who is it Animal Control
I've even got Animal Control You called Animal Control
Why Do you not like them
I'm not allowed to have him If they find him they'll take him away
Well now see you never ever told us that
Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment
Thanks for coming
Somebody called about a monkey
You know that was a complete misunderstanding
We thought we had a monkey but we didn't
Turned out it was a hat Cat
We checked no one's seen Marcel
My uncle Marcel ls that who the monkey's named after
Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable
By two years in prison and confiscation of the animal
Oh my God
You'd put that poor little creature in jail
Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first
Yes but there isn't always time
I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this Have a seat
We haven't met I'm Monica Geller
Oh my God you are
And you're Rachel Greene
Luisa Gianetti Lincoln High
I sat behind you guys in homeroom
Luisa Oh my God
Monica It's Luisa
I went there too
Luisa From homeroom
You have no idea who I am do you
No Not at all
Well maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me
Would it have been hard to say Morning Luisa
Or Nice overalls
Oh I'm so sorry
But you What a *****
What
You know what Be that as it may
Could you help us with the monkey thing for old times'sake
Go Bobcats
I could But I won't
If I find that monkey he's mine
Sorry
Marcel
Marcel
Hi can I help you
We're having an emergency and we were looking for something
A monkey Yes have you seen any
No I haven't seen a monkey
Can you fix radiators
Sure Did you try turning the knob back the other way
Of course Oh Then no
Taste this Is there too much rum Just a second
Hope you find your monkey No wait
We may not know about radiators
But we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu
Aren't we in the middle of something
But these women are very hot and they need our help
And they're very hot
We can't all right
We're sorry
You don't know how sorry We promised to find this monkey
He's this high and answers to the name Marcel
So if we could get pictures of you it'd help us out
From now on you don't get to talk to other people
Oh my God What
Something brushed up against my right leg
Oh it's okay It was just my left leg
Look Phoebe
Oh Marcel Come here
Step aside ladies
D**n
Are you okay I think so
Oh gosh
We've been all over the neighborhood He's just gone
You don't know that It's cold it's dark
He doesn't know the Village
And now I have a broken foot I have no monkey and a broken foot
Thank you very much
I've said I'm sorry a million times
What do you want me to do
You want me to break my foot too I'll break it right now
Oh my God There are you happy now
Yeah now that you kicked the sign
I don't miss Marcel anymore
It's not like I did this on purpose
No this is just vintage Rachel
Oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and
I don't want to hear it Forget it okay
What
Hey banana man
This is so intense
One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea
Hi Did you order some bananas
What about it Give me my monkey back
I don't have a monkey Then what's with the bananas
Potassium
Okay where is he
You're wasting your time
What
What have you done to him That's my monkey That's Patty
Are you insane Come here Marcel
Come here Patty
Come here Marcel
Come here Patty
Here monkey
Here monkey
Gotcha
Give me my monkey back It's mine
Take this up with the judge
That's not my monkey The dress is mine Send it back whenever
All right I want my monkey
You had to be a *****in school instead of fat
In high school I was prom queen
And the homecoming queen and you
Were also there
But this isn't high school We're all adults here
Heckles Can I have this
For the most part
If you take this monkey I'll lose an important person in my life
You can hate me if you want but please do not punish him
You have a chance to be the bigger person here
No
All right Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her
You shot my friend with a dart
It'll be nice to get this off won't it
Or we can leave it on That's fine
With the right pumps that would be a great little outfit
Listen I'm sorry I was so hard on you before
No it was my fault I almost lost your
Yeah but you got him back You were great
We still have that bottle of wine
Are you in the mood for something grape
Sure that would be good All right
The neighbors must be vacuuming
Well as long as we're here
And not on the subject
I was thinking about
How mad we got at each other before
And maybe it was partially because of how we
Rachel Barry
I can't do it I can't marry Mindy
I think I'm still in love with you
We have got to start locking that door
Show us Come on
Lt was such a long time ago Okay fine All right
This is me in The Sound of Music See the von Trapp kids
That's because I'm in front of them
Big nun
I thought that was an alp
High school wasn't my favorite time
It was four years of parties dating and ***and
Well I went to boarding school with 400 boys
Any ***I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice
Doesn't it seem like a million years ago
My butt cheek is waking up
