[00:11.16]Good times and bum times
[00:13.96]I've seen them all and my dear
[00:16.30]
[00:18.32]I'm still here
[00:19.57]
[00:21.96]Plush velvet sometimes
[00:25.21]Sometimes just pretzels and beer
[00:27.25]
[00:28.98]But I'm here
[00:30.27]
[00:32.50]I've stuffed the dailies in my shoes
[00:37.44]Strummed ukuleles sung the blues
[00:42.70]Seen all my dreams disappear
[00:45.18]
[00:47.25]But I'm here
[00:49.34]
[00:53.35]I've slept in shanties
[00:55.79]Guest of the W P A
[00:58.39]
[01:00.15]But I'm here
[01:01.49]
[01:03.51]Danced in my scanties
[01:04.99]
[01:05.97]Three bucks a night was the pay
[01:08.75]
[01:10.40]But I'm here
[01:11.94]
[01:13.86]I've stood on bread lines with the best
[01:18.13]
[01:18.86]Watched while the headlines did the rest
[01:23.18]
[01:24.04]In the depression was I depressed
[01:28.25]Nowhere near
[01:30.18]
[01:34.27]I met a big financier and I'm here
[01:44.46]I've been through Gandhi Windsor and Wally's affair
[01:48.89]
[01:50.98]And I'm here
[01:52.18]
[01:54.52]Amos 'n' Andy Mah-jongg and platinum hair
[01:58.43]
[02:01.17]And I'm here
[02:02.61]
[02:04.15]I got through Abie's Irish Rose
[02:08.84]
[02:09.41]Five Dionne babies Major Bowes
[02:13.83]
[02:18.04]Had heebie-jeebies for Beebe's Bathysphere
[02:23.49]
[02:24.40]I lived through Shirley Temple and I'm here
[02:32.93]
[02:33.52]I've gotten through Herbert and J Edgar Hoover
[02:39.33]Gee that was fun and a half
[02:42.22]
[02:43.51]When you've been through Herbert and J Edgar Hoover
[02:49.39]Anything else is a laugh
[02:52.21]
[02:59.70]I've been through Reno
[03:02.22]I've been through Beverly Hills
[03:05.28]
[03:06.98]And I'm here
[03:07.94]
[03:09.82]Reefers and vino rest cures religion and pills
[03:15.81]
[03:17.15]And I'm here
[03:18.32]
[03:20.01]Been called a 'Pinko' commie tool
[03:24.29]
[03:25.10]Got through it stinko by my pool
[03:29.58]
[03:30.64]I should've gone to an acting school
[03:34.24]
[03:35.67]That seems clear
[03:37.10]
[03:40.08]Still someone said She's sincere
[03:43.84]
[03:44.44]So I'm here
[03:50.04]Black sable one day
[03:52.74]Next day it goes into hock
[03:55.33]
[03:56.82]But I'm here
[03:58.34]
[04:00.06]Top billing Monday
[04:02.46]Tuesday you're touring in stock
[04:05.70]
[04:06.56]But I'm here
[04:08.50]
[04:09.47]First you're another sloe-eyed vamp
[04:13.62]
[04:14.56]Then someone's mother then you're camp
[04:18.71]
[04:19.45]Then you career from career to career
[04:28.26]
[04:29.52]I'm almost through my memoirs and I'm here
[04:37.52]
[04:38.06]I've gotten through Hey lady aren't you whoozis
[04:43.78]Wow what a looker you were
[04:46.81]
[04:47.85]Or better yet Sorry I thought you were whoozis
[04:51.14]
[04:51.81]Whatever happened to her
[04:58.55]Good times and bum times
[05:00.95]I've seen 'em all and my dear
[05:05.03]I'm still here
[05:07.96]Plush velvet sometimes
[05:10.59]Sometimes just pretzels and beer
[05:13.68]
[05:14.60]But I'm here
[05:16.56]I've run the gamut A to Z
[05:22.10]Three cheers and dammit c'est la vie
[05:26.86]I got through all of last year
[05:31.00]And I'm here
[05:33.79]Lord knows at least I was there
[05:39.80]
[05:40.31]And I'm here
[05:44.91]Look who's here
[05:48.74]
[05:51.48]I'm still here