[00:00.00]Broken Hearts Are for Assholes (Live) - Dweezil Zappa
[00:09.17]Hey Do you know what you are
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[00:13.09]You're an asshole
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[00:15.72]An ASSHOLE
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[00:17.79]Some of you might not agree
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[00:22.15]'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
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[00:26.61]But think a while and you will see
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[00:33.20]Broken hearts are for assholes
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[00:35.39]Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:36.65]Are you an asshole
[00:37.61]Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:38.89]Are you an asshole too
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[00:41.28]Whatcha gonna do 'cause you're an asshole
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[00:52.96]Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
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[00:57.27]Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
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[01:01.33]So you went to The Grape
[01:02.41]Just to give it a try
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[01:07.71]And Dagmar
[01:08.04]Without a doubt the ugliest son of a bitch
[01:09.96]I ever see in my life
[01:11.24]Was his name
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[01:13.74]One Two Three Four
[01:15.00]The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his
[01:16.38]Pancake make-up
[01:17.60]And yet he was a beautiful lady
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[01:19.84]Nearly drove you insane
[01:22.61]Let's talk about Leather:
[01:24.42]And so you kissed a little sailor
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[01:27.43]Abel starring in the latest Shepperton Production
[01:29.35]Who had just blew in from Spain
[01:31.63]Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf
[01:33.64]You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel
[01:36.06]The story of a demented bread-boffer
[01:38.09]And acted like it was cocaine
[01:40.64]Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat loaf
[01:43.00]You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
[01:45.09]Then on Tuesday
[01:46.17]Ceasar's back in town
[01:47.52]In a way you can't explain
[01:49.48]Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag team grudge match With Kona
[01:52.53]And so you worked the wall with Michael
[01:54.66]Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds of Samoan dynamite
[01:56.77]Which gave your back an awful strain
[01:59.03]Volcanic Hell
[02:01.16]But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
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[02:05.65]But you forgot what I was sayin'
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[02:09.86]'Cause you're an asshole
[02:10.67]You're an asshole
[02:11.45]That's right
[02:12.07]You're an asshole you're an asshole
[02:13.35]Yes yes
[02:14.10]You're an asshole you're an asshole
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[02:16.34]You're an asshole you're an asshole
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[02:20.78]Now you been to The Grape 'n' you been to
[02:22.31]The Chest 'N' now I think you know what you are
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[02:25.06]You're an asshole
[02:27.43]You say you can't live with what you've been through
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[02:31.75]Ladies you can be an asshole too
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[02:36.03]You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
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[02:42.02]Don't fool yourself girl
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[02:43.87]It's lookin' at you
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[02:46.27]Don't fool yourself girl
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[02:48.10]It's winkin' at you
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[02:50.61]Don't fool yourself girl
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[02:52.26]It's blinkin' at you
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[02:53.85]That's why I say
[02:54.90]I'm gonna ram it ram it ram it
[02:56.38]Ram it up yer poop chute
[02:58.13]Corn hole
[02:59.40]Ram it ram it ram it
[03:00.97]Ram it up yer poop chute
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[03:02.69]Fist f**k
[03:03.78]Ram it ram it ram it
[03:05.34]Ram it up yer poop chute
[03:06.76]Wrist-watch: Crisco
[03:08.29]Ram it ram it ram it
[03:09.71]Ram it up yer poop chute
[03:11.26]Pud
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[03:12.36]Don't fool yourself girl
[03:13.98]It's goin' right up yer poop chute
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[03:16.82]Don't fool yourself girl
[03:18.43]It's goin' right up yer poop chute
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[03:21.09]Don't fool yourself girl
[03:22.62]It's goin' right up yer poop chute
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[03:25.48]Don't fool yourself girl
[03:27.04]It's goin' right up yer poop chute
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[03:29.84]Don't fool yourself girl
[03:31.30]It's goin' right up yer poop chute
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[03:34.23]Don't fool yourself girl