Chandler：Are you kidding me Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey
Joey：
Joining in in his sleep
Joey Joey Joey Joey Joey
Chandler acts disgusted but is happy that Joey has stopped snoring However just as he is about to leave Joey starts snoring again So to get him to stop he slams the door shut waking Joey
Opening Credits
Gunther starts to pour him another cup
So uh what do you do when you're not working here
Gunther：You don t need to fill these silences
He goes back to the couch and rejoins Monica Joey and Phoebe
Monica：He s in a different room He s really that loud
Joey：
Proudly
Oh you should here me
Chandler：They don t have those
Monica：He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring
Ross：
Entering
Hey guys
Phoebe：Hey
Joey starts humming Here Come the Bride
Monica：Have you guys picked a date yet
Phoebe：I still cannot believe you're engaged
Ross looks at her
Just cause its happening so fast not cause you're such a loser
Phoebe：Already
Monica：I'll pick it up for you
Ross：Thank you
Monica：Okay
Laughs and makes like Indiana Jones and his whip
Wah pah
Ross：What s wah pah
Joey：That s not whipped Whipped is wh tcssh
Chandler：That s what I did Wah pah
Joey：You can t do anything
Ross：Hey
Rachel：Oh It s you
She stops doing the dishes
Hi
Rachel：Oh
Ross：Yeah
Rachel：Yeah
He goes over to hug her
Ross：You're great And I I know someday this will happen for you too You just hang in there
Rachel：
Breaking the hug
Uhh hang in there
Rachel：I mean maybe you didn t hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua
Ross：Oh Yeah
Rachel：I know isn t it It s like I m right there with Joshua
Ross：Uh huh
Ross：I gotta get to work
Rachel：Oh yeah fine
Rachel：That would be great
He leaves
Rachel：
To the closed door
Hang in there You hang in there
Gives him the raspberry
Ross：
Coming back in
Did you say something
Does a little song
Monica：Oh my God Ohh Look at this one It s so beautiful
The Saleslady：May I help you ladies
Monica：Emily Waltham
The Saleslady：Yes I have it right here
Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress
Would you like to try it on Ms Waltham
Monica：
Laughs
Okay
Phoebe：You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen
The Saleslady：Ms Waltham
Monica：Yes
The Saleslady：We're closing
Monica：All right
Goes to take off the dress
The Saleslady：And could I get my ring back
She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back
Rolls him over and discovers a surprise
Looking down
No no
Covers his eyes
No no n n n no You are going to a clinic You're going to a clinic and a pyjama store
Monica：Does she use the cups Yes I believe she does Does she use the plates Yes I believe she does
Looks at the wedding dress and stops
There s a knock on the door
Uh just a second
Monica：Phoebe
Phoebe：Yeah
Monica：Can you just hold on for one minute
Monica：Are you alone
Phoebe：Yes
Monica：All right
She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress
Joey：This sucks I didn t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic I m so tired
Chandler：It s 6:00
Rachel：
Entering
Hi
Chandler：What
Rachel：Why not
Starts to dancing really really really badly Ross enters behind him and he stops
Ross：Hey man
Chandler：Hey
Chandler：Nothing
Rachel：Nothing
Joey：I am
Looks in his date book
Free
Ross：Great Because Emily and I are getting married in a month
Joey and Chandler：What
Ross：Yep
Rachel：In a month
Ross：Yeah
Ross：Yeah
Rachel：From now
Ross：Yeah
Joey：
Still looking in date book
Hey That s the day after I stop menstruating
They all look at him
This isn t mine
Commercial Break
Joshua：
Entering
Hey Rachel
Rachel：Hi
Joshua：What s up You're voice sounded all squeaky on the phone
Hugs him
See you
Joshua：Great
Rachel：Yeah
She sits down
Sit
Joshua：
Sitting
You okay
Joshua：Do I
Grunts uncomprehensively
I mean I mean like craaaazy Y know Okay all right This is gonna this is gonna sound y know a little umm hasty but uh just go with it Umm Ugh What if we got married
Joshua：What
Gunther is listening in
Gunther：YOU IDIOT
Joey：Joey Tribbiani
Joey doesn t answer
Uh sir
Joey starts snoring
Chandler：
Answering for him
Yes he did
As she leaves a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys
Chandler：
Waking Joey
Hey check out that girl She is really hot
Joey：
Sleepily
Yeah she is Wow
Falls back asleep loudly
How you doin
Chandler wakes him up again
Joey：What
Chandler：You're coming on to the entire room
He goes over to pick up a stack of magazines next to her and to get her attention he throws them back down
I m Chandler
Woman：I m Marjorie
Chandler：Hi
Marjorie：Hi
Chandler：You mind if I
He sits down next to her
Marjorie：I talk in my sleep
Joey：
Asleep
So why don t you give me your number
Phoebe：Yeah
Monica：Okay
She turns around and throws the bouquet to Phoebe
Phoebe：
Catching it
I got it Mine
They both hug
Monica：Congratulations
Phoebe：Thank you
Monica：Okay My turn My turn
Phoebe：Okay
Gets into position
Okay ready
Monica：
Cocking her head from side to side in some pre bouquet catching ritual
Yeah
Phoebe：Okay
Phoebe turns and throws it on the couch
Monica：
Upset
That was a terrible throw
Phoebe：I m not gonna right to you That s not real
Monica：Look at me My big concern is what s real
Finally realises
Oh my God We're really sad aren t we
Monica：This isn t even my dress
Monica：I m changing out of this
Phoebe：Me too
Monica：In like a half hour
Phoebe：Me too
Phoebe：Okay
She throws it straight and Monica makes a big deal about catching it
Monica：I m getting married next
Phoebe：Yay
Phoebe：I hate my regular clothes now Y know I look down and and I know that this isn t gonna be the most special day of my life
Phoebe：I guess
Monica crosses her legs and is still wearing the garter belt
Phoebe：Oh my God
Monica：Oh God
Chandler：
Entering
Hello Little ones
Monica：Hey
Phoebe：Hey
Chandler：Yep And A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me
They're stunned
Joey wanted to ask her out but uh she picked me
Chandler：Because I m cooler
Joey enters wearing a mouth guard like boxers wear
Joey：
Muffled by the mouth guard
Hey you guys What s happening
Monica：Oh my God
Phoebe：What is that
Joey：
Muffled
Oh they gave it to me at the sleep clinic and it s gonna help me not to snore
Joey：
Takes out the mouth guard
I know I don t have too It tastes good
Puts it back in
Joey totally agrees with this statement and kicks his feet up
Rachel：
Entering from her bedroom
Well I just called Joshua
Phoebe：What did he say
Goes to comfort her
Hey I bet you anything that he s gonna call you again
Rachel：And I I am just trying to figure out why
Phoebe：Any luck
Monica：Again Y know what I think we all did
Ross：
Entering
Hey
Monica：Hey
She jumps up and throws Emily s wedding dress into Rachel s room
Rachel：Three people Joshua s not gonna be there
Ross：What happened
Ross：Noo Why
Ross：Come here
They hug
Rachel：
Breaking the hug
Oh hey don t you have to go pick up Emily
Ross：Yeah
Rachel：Yeah
Ross：You okay
Rachel：Yeah I got my girls
He leaves
Rachel：Ugh
She goes over and lays her head on Phoebe s lap
Phoebe：
Looks at Monica
Hey y know what might cheer you up
Rachel：What
Pause
Maybe someday there will be
There s a knock on the door
Monica：Oh God He s gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date
She goes to answer the door
Rachel：I m not gonna marry Chandler
Phoebe：Not after this
She goes over to open the door and as she does she says
I doooo
Sees that it s Joshua not Chandler that knocked on the door
Joshua：I gotta go
Pause
Comes back inside
Yeah well that oughta do it
Closing Credits
Joey：
Muffled by the mouth guard
Dude I am trying to sleep
Shrugs to say What s up with that
