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Camptown Races plays at the beginning and in between each bit
Luther
Huh Arthur
What are ya lookin' so sad fer
Well I'll tell ya Uncle Spike didn't ya hear about poor ol' grampa gettin'
Hurt out at the ball game
No how'd it happen
Some feller stepped on his pipe
Well how'd that hurt him
It was his wind pipe ye idiot
That was awful purty
Uncle Spike did you see that movie flicker called
The Little Foxies
What say ye Luther
Are you deef I said did you see that movie flicker called The Little
Foxies
No I didn't why
Well I seen it and I asked for my money back cause there weren't an
Animal in it
Luther
Huh Arthur
Did you enjoy your trip to Californy
Yes sir I did but my feet hurt awful bad
What's the matter did ya walk
No I rid out in one of them devil wagons that's an automobile you
Know
I told that feller that were driving to slow down cause my feet
Were a hurtin
And what'd he say Luther
He said What's your feet hurtin' got to do with me going fast
And what'd you say Luther
I said The floorboard fell out in Phoenix son and I've been a runnin'
Ever since
Luther
Huh Arthur
Did you put fresh water in the goldfish bowl this morning
No I didn't they didn't drink all I put in there last week yet
And now ladies and gentlemen Uncle Spike and his City Slickers will
Render a real purty piece purty to pair speckled pups under a red wagon
With a blue ribbon round their necks
Folks and the names of it get up
And like a lamp son I think I've knocked one of your ma's eyes out in a
Key of deed letter digits
Camptown Races plays once again and then a finale
