Wall Street down-sizer

Wall Street down-sizer - Thomas Howard Lichtenstein

Yeah was long ago

When I was a small fly

Bad kids would be tastin' me

They were so mean

that I almost wanted to cry

They'd stolen my books

And they stepped on my shoes

They thought it was really funny

They were calling me names

And I put up with it

But I knew there'd come a day

When I was strong enough

To make them all regret it

I bet they all thought I'd just forget it

Now I'm a Wall Street Down-sizer

And I can get my revenge on all of those guys

A corporation analyzer

And I will give everyone big surprise

'cause they will all be working for me

I'll make them beg for forgiveness

Down on their knees

YOLITTLE BUDDY BOY WHAT'S THIS

SITTING DOWN ON THE JOB

I'm sorry MrSnorgywinkle

I'll stand up right away sir

Whaton my tip toes

Where are you putting that clamp

Not there

Listen to the man

signs your paycheck

You gotta go wash my car

and clean my house

And if you ever wanna have

another day of vacation

You better make sure don't

scratch up my guitar

(You're fired)

Take another look at me just

Take another look at me just KAPOW

That's what I'll say if you don't get wise Hey Bully

Take another look at me just

Take another look at me just

I'm sooo tired

Bye-bye