[00:00.00]How to cook pelmeni (Explicit) - uamee
[00:00.58]Composed by：Uamee Bassov
[00:00.99]Food too cheap to meter
[00:03.41]For the budget minded slavic eater
[00:06.40]Your wallet's walls are crumbling
[00:08.58]How aboutthisvery tasty
[00:10.80]Russian dumplings
[00:12.33]Ха
[00:12.73]Bank account lower than
[00:14.00]Temperature Siberia
[00:15.60]Что мыблять будем есть
[00:17.12]Это нах мистерия
[00:18.69]End of month condition has come
[00:20.16]Arrived to test me
[00:21.83]Thank God for slav food
[00:23.09]By the name of пельмешки
[00:27.79]Пельмешки
[00:30.63]Пельмешки
[00:33.67]Пельмешки
[00:36.76]Пельмешки
[00:37.52]Take a pot and put in water
[00:38.89]Somewhere over liter
[00:40.00]Toss bayleaf and pinch of salt
[00:41.62]Than place it onto heater
[00:43.44]Boullion cube is good addition
[00:44.96]But some think it's overkill
[00:46.48]Even though it's end of month
[00:48.05]Why not try be gourmet still
[00:49.68]When water bubbles start to jump and
[00:51.24]Move to dance of pumping
[00:52.71]It is time to dump in those
[00:54.23]Nice and frozen dumplings
[00:55.74]Take a spoon stir the pot
[00:57.32]Use it as a brushee
[00:58.89]Don't let dumplings stick to pot
[01:00.41]Unless you like them mushy
[01:02.14]Wait for boil
[01:05.12]Wait for boil
[01:08.16]Wait for boil
[01:11.25]Wait for boil
[01:14.09]Ха Ха Ха
[01:14.49]Bank account lower than
[01:15.97]Temperature Siberia
[01:17.49]Что мы блять будем есть
[01:19.06]Это нах мистерия
[01:20.68]End of month condition has come
[01:22.14]Arrived to test me
[01:23.71]Thank God for slav food
[01:24.98]By the name of пельмешки
[01:29.33]Пельмешки
[01:32.37]Пельмешки
[01:35.50]Пельмешки
[01:38.69]Пельмешки
[01:39.30]Some minutes into boiling and
[01:40.62]You see the dumplings floating
[01:42.20]Wait for like three minutes more
[01:43.67]And then we start unloading
[01:45.29]Use whatever tool you have
[01:46.80]Perform the act of dishing
[01:48.38]I like use the same spoon
[01:49.74]Because it feels like fishing
[01:51.87]Cut the onions
[01:54.61]Dice the dill
[01:57.75]Big spoon sourcream
[02:00.79]Seal the deal
[02:15.17]All this food for just 1 Euro
[02:16.94]Bank account lower than
[02:17.96]Temperature Siberia
[02:19.42]Что мы блять будем есть
[02:20.99]Это нах мистерия
[02:22.51]End of month condition has come
[02:24.13]Arrived to test me
[02:25.66]Thank God for slav food
[02:26.97]By the name of пельмешки
[02:29.00]I'm not a chef dat boi just tourist
[02:31.73]If you want to make yourself
[02:33.05]Go watch Life of Boris
[02:34.57]ХаХа