I think I speak for everyone here when I say it is very exciting to be in a room with you
Mr.Tolkien
okay
we loved publishing The Hobbit
can you tell us bit about this next book?
It's about a magic ring
Yeah
given to an heir
Yeah
who must destroy all evil
Yeah
on a magic quest
what happens next?
they walk walk walk walk walk walk
somebody's following them
walk walk hide walk walk walk
steal some mushroom
get on boat
walk walk walk
elves for the first time
WoW
walk walk night time walk
walk walk attacked by tweeze
okay um
It's a lot of walking
I'm not a third of the way through!
walk walk meet a weird bush guy
walk walk finally a town
safe safe eat rest
show everyone their secret
get the f**k out of there
run run they got a new tall guy
run scared stabbed by a Dementor
run run run run
Dementor can't swim
F**k back to azkaban!
ok well that seems like a good place to end it
we-we'll publish it
I'm almost half way!
rest rest a bunch of elves
they've seen elves before but now they got a dwarf
walk walk keeps up walking
path is blocked
walk underground
orc run a balrog has come
kick him in arse
YOU SHALL ONT F**K WITH ME!
walk walk I'm sick of elves
get on a boat
Boromir is an asshole
mother f**kers on a magic quest
fellas in the fellowship doing what they do best
what it for a while they rode a massive hawk?
I think I'd prefer if they
runnnnnnnnnn
this is my book mother f**ker
they'll walk if tell them to
get that weak-a** bird sh** out of here
