[00:00.55]找个胖子当你男朋友 - 澄海伯伯
[00:03.25]词：澄海伯伯
[00:04.37]曲：AEBEATS
[00:11.42]额给我来一个手抓饼
[00:13.00]加五根香肠三个鸡蛋
[00:14.64]两篇芝士要色拉酱
[00:15.82]不要番茄酱中辣哈
[00:17.79]麻烦快一点
[00:18.57]肚子俄了谢谢
[00:21.89]I got out you love
[00:24.24]I got out you see
[00:26.98]再胖十公斤
[00:29.44]Baby what's your name
[00:31.95]I got out you love
[00:34.58]I got out you see
[00:37.25]再胖十公斤
[00:39.95]Baby what's your name
[00:42.40]最后顽强瘦体素
[00:43.77]中了叫很少的毒
[00:45.10]碍不到我受你摆布
[00:46.84]你比食物更能带来满足
[00:49.00]巨人国的版图
[00:50.17]把外卖软件铲除
[00:51.61]我是你的暖炉
[00:52.81]你可能总是学不会
[00:55.25]我杨浦的弄堂十三妹
[00:57.57]云里雾里
[00:58.34]觉得我眼熟
[00:59.31]西游记的第二部
[01:00.47]在第一集出现的猪八戒
[01:02.77]有时也会玩点桌面游戏
[01:05.50]身为一头胖狼去帮好人胜利
[01:08.01]排除狼队友给你的陷阱
[01:10.41]结束你对我说还是想要再爱你
[01:13.29]肚子里装的都是知识与爱
[01:15.73]在册那体重界立于不败
[01:18.38]每天的第一眼看到的场景
[01:20.72]是我册那又点了一个外卖
[01:23.52]你的男朋友真的好胖
[01:28.72]要死了
[01:33.96]你的男朋友真的好胖
[01:39.46]要死了要死了
[01:43.61]要死了要死了
[01:45.40]I got out you love
[01:47.52]I got out you see
[01:50.36]再胖十公斤
[01:52.98]Baby what's your name
[01:55.38]I got out you love
[01:57.96]I got out you see
[02:00.56]再胖十公斤
[02:03.13]Baby what's your name
[02:05.37]老话说龙虾一共
[02:06.85]好有三种的吃法
[02:08.26]我想吃了舒服
[02:09.32]找了个人造革沙发
[02:11.00]我找不到一个让
[02:12.26]我少吃点的方法
[02:13.44]就像我想不出你
[02:14.57]为什会有分开的想法
[02:16.13]你说我说的对伐
[02:17.35]我好像没有讲错呀
[02:19.16]我好像又胖了
[02:20.18]册那出现幻觉啦
[02:21.70]在冬天穿短袖
[02:22.55]在魔都的夜里
[02:24.25]不要以为胖子身边
[02:25.47]缺大屁股嗲逼
[02:26.81]出去旅游三天
[02:28.04]刚刚过了年底
[02:29.34]下面要去消费
[02:30.63]哪里一个饭店
[02:31.97]墨松绿的项链
[02:33.14]配着你的眼睛
[02:34.45]胖乎乎的身体
[02:35.81]腾空往上面飞
[02:37.21]你喜欢Hello Kitty
[02:38.37]我需要一杯威士忌
[02:39.75]会说唱的脂肪体
[02:40.79]拿麦克风发神经
[02:42.30]我有小小眼睛
[02:43.61]有很嗲的心情
[02:45.02]蛋黄蒸蛋清
[02:46.22]再让我上去十斤
[02:47.92]I got out you love
[02:50.08]I got out you see
[02:52.83]再胖十公斤
[02:55.42]Baby what's your name
[02:58.04]I got out you love
[03:00.44]I got out you see
[03:03.28]再胖十公斤
[03:05.80]Baby what's your name