I like to thrill myself
Online whenever I please
Some say that kind of quick
Fix is a social disease
I want it fast and frequent man
I'm epic world class
I get people to love me
While I sit on my ass
And it's real, so real
It's relatively painless
And I feel, yes I feel
Content with being brainless
Some people think
That I should
Have a walk around town
But my phone is so important
That I can't put it down
I love the little heads
When they appear on my screen
All my friends in one place man
I'm keepin' it clean
And it's real, so real
It's relatively painless
And I feel, yes I feel
Content with being brainless
I have no real relationships
'Cause that's ****in' hard
And anything that isn't instant
I can discard
Useless in the real world
I just occupy space
But my online friends adore me man
And that's really ace
And it's real, so real
It's relatively painless
And I feel, yes I feel
Content with being brainless
