If I Had A Boat

If I had a boat

I’d go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony I’d ride it on my boat

And we would all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me upon my pony on my boat

Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers

I would sure enough be single

I couldn’t bring myself to marry an old dale

It’s just be in trigger

We’d go riding through them movies

Then we’d buy a boat and all the sea we’d sail

If I had a boat

I’d go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony I’d ride it on my boat

And we would all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me upon my pony on my boat

Me upon my pony on my boat

Well the mystery masked man as smart

He got himself a Tonto

Cause Tonto did the dirty work free

And Tonto he was smarter

And one day said Kemosabe

Kiss my ass I bought a boat

And I’m going out to see

If I had a boat

I’d go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony I’d ride it on my boat

And we would all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me upon my pony on my boat

Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were like lightning

I wouldn’t need no sneakers

I’d come and go wherever I would please

I would scare them by the light post

I would scare them by the shade tree

But I would not scare my pony

On my boat out on the sea

If I had a boat

I’d go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony I’d ride it on my boat

And we would all together

Go out on the ocean

I said me upon my pony on my boat

Me upon my pony on my boat