The Pub - The Tossers
Tough guy jackets piled high
Bar room smoke and swinging thighs
On the people they own the men's watchful eye
Pool ball blast it's a hell of a high
Room full of adults that frequent this place
Everyone knows it's safe and knows every face
A year off holiday till then come here
A hell of a lot better than being cold out there
Stalwart of morality conversation piece
Thinkin' twice about your bar room theories
Just like you think police
Work is soon but the pub's oh so warm
No one believes their intentions could suck
You go home 2 out of 4 times scream and shout
Your watch it runs you ragged scream
And shout and then get out
The harder they come the harder they fall
Revolutionary theories from the end of a pall mall
Well and we're always here
We're alway here
We always drink it's always gin and beer
Because it's safe it's warm it's easy
The way it ought to turn out
As we sing a rebel song
We are the Donne Street bar room louts
Back to the pub it's a snub it's a dub
Let's get the hell away
I'd smash all Parliament teeth in
No I don't believe in what you say
Your watch it runs you ragged scream
And shout and then get out
The harder they come the harder they fall
Revolutionary theories from the end of a pall mall
Well and we're always here we're alway here
We always drink it's always gin and beer
Because it's safe it's warm it's easy
The way it ought to turn out
As we sing a rebel song
We are the Donne Street bar room louts
As they left they nudged hime
And he broke his hand across his face
And the four of them piled on top
In a scrap that nearly destroyed the place
With a left-right-left-right-left-right
He beat them to the ground
And before he turned to finish his beer
The cops had swarmed around
And threw them all in jail
Charged with inciting riots too
R A affiliation and hospital for the other two
Two of the boys were topped in jail last week
And Jimmy's scared they will never come home
I wonder how boring it'll have to get again to be
Turned into a demilitarized zone
Now the mess is gone and not too long we always do come back here
It happens nearly every night
Well maybe it's because of the craic here
And we stay here and we never leave lest
We're dragged the hell right out
Well prison must be a hell of a place
'Cause that's where they all went out
Sittin' next to another bad mother f**ker in jail
Another round they shout
Sittin' next to another bad mother f**ker in the morgue
Well and we're always here we're alway here
We always drink
It's always gin and beer
Because it's safe it's warm it's easy
The way it ought to turn out
As we sing a rebel song
We are the Donne Street bar room louts
