[00:00.00]The Laughing Gnome (Single Version - 2010 Stereo Mix) - David Bowie (大卫·鲍伊)
[00:14.27]I was walking down the high street
[00:17.72]When I heard footsteps behind me
[00:21.25]And there was a little old man
[00:23.89]In scarlet and grey shuffling away
[00:30.04]Well he trotted back to my house
[00:33.36]And he sat beside the telly
[00:36.82]With his tiny hands on his tummy
[00:39.86]Chuckling away laughing all day
[00:43.56]Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office
[00:45.78]Yes
[00:46.56](hahahahaha)
[00:47.47]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[00:50.87]"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"
[00:54.33]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[00:57.75]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"
[01:01.90]Said the laughing gnome
[01:06.39]Well I gave him roasted toadstools
[01:09.75]And a glass of dandelion wine
[01:13.28]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne
[01:16.31]Carried his bag and gave him a fag
[01:19.21](haven't you got a light boy )
[01:22.21]Here where do you come from
[01:23.53](gnome-man's land hahihihi)
[01:24.98]"oh really
[01:27.06]In the morning when I woke up
[01:30.44]He was sitting on the edge of my bed
[01:33.89]With his brother whose name was fred
[01:36.61]He'd bought him along to sing me a song
[01:39.69]Right let's hear it
[01:41.40]Here what's that clicking noise
[01:43.03](that's fred he's a"metrognome" haha)
[01:46.25]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[01:49.61]"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"
[01:53.14]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[01:56.61]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"
[02:00.53](own up I'm a gnome ain't I right haha)
[02:02.28]"haven't you got an 'ome to go to"
[02:03.55](no we're gnomads)
[02:05.02]"didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school
[02:07.03]You look like a rolling gnome"
[02:08.21](no not at the london school of ecognomics)
[02:11.56]Now they're staying up the chimney
[02:15.28]And we're living on caviar and honey (hooray )
[02:18.93]Cause they're earning me lots of money
[02:21.62]Writing comedy prose for radio shows
[02:25.83]It's the-er (what )
[02:26.90]It's the gnome service of course
[02:31.75]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[02:34.66]"i'm a laughing gnome and you don't catch me"
[02:38.18]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[02:41.60]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"
[02:46.93]Ha ha ha hee hee hee
[02:50.42]"i'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me"