Pirate with an eyepatch sights still fine
Wear it for swagger not cause Im blind
Wooden leg clunks but truth to tell
Stubbed my toe on a table oh well
Yohoho rum and sway
Treasure map leads astray
Search all seas no gold found
Maps upside down homes just around
Never rob ships seasick fast
Scare kids on shore thats my blast
Royal Navy Run in fright
Its a theme park ride at night
Parrot laughs sharks mock my boat
I just want seafood keep afloat
If I find cash buy a yacht
No more sunburn thats my plot
Yohoho one more glass
Forget treasure let it pass
Pirate lifes too rough for me
Ill be a tour guide youll see
My ship Slowpoke breaks down
I nap and wait no frown
Bring GPS for treasure mate
Dont use compass as a plate
