No Abs on Deck

Yeeahhh!

We ain't all built like statues

But we built to last, ya feel me?

Big boys in the spot—shirt on or off

We still gettin' looked at!

HA! Let's gooo!

No abs on deck

But the bills stay paid!

(No abs on deck!)

Big love, big meals

Big jokes get made!

(No abs on deck!)

Shawty like my vibe

Ain't no six-pack needin'

I'm a snack AND the dinner

And I stay full-feedin'!

(No abs! On deck!)

(No stress! On deck!)

Real one in the room? You can bet—on deck!

NO ABS ON DECK—BUT RESPECT, ON DECK!

I ain't cut like a Marvel hero

But I'm rich in soul and syrup

No crunches, just brunches

Extra bacon with the stirrup

Big drip, wide hips

Shawty ride like Texas slips

Got 'em laughing off the rip—said

I'm thick with a tip!

I got good hugs, clean fades

And a credit score that glide

Car note paid, rent on time

And I still provide

I don't run marathons

But I marathon sitcoms

And still get chose

With my shirt off

At the kickbacks, uh!

No abs on deck

But the laughs come quick!

(No abs on deck!)

Got sauce in the dance

And my rhythm legit!

(No abs on deck!)

Ain't nobody flexin' kindness like me!

Still gettin'

Pulled like I'm Hercules, G!

(No abs! On deck!)

(Big chest! On deck!)

🎶 Warm heart, fat wallet

You get that check!

NO ABS ON DECK—BUT RESPECT, ON DECK!

She said"Boy, you round"

I said"That's wealth in 3D!"

She said"Can you dance?"

I said"Bet

Watch me lean with this knee!"

Got stamina in convo

And strength in my memes

I'm the type to fix your WiFi

And massage out your dreams

Not a player, I commit

I'm a taco night king

With a body like a beanbag

Soft spot for your feelings

Big mood, good food

Two-stepin' in some slides

I'm the vibe you didn't know

You needed, ride or die!

They say dad bods in

Well baby, I'm the wave

A little more to hold at night

Little less to shave

So if you want love

With a side of mashed facts

Come get with a man

Who gon' always call back

(I'm on it! Yep! I'm on it!)

No treadmill, still run the game!

(I'm on it! Yep! I'm on it!)

No gym, but I lift ya frame!

(I'm on it! Yep! I'm on it!)

From the street to the suite!

(I'm on it! Yep! I'm on it!)

Big boy steppin', keep the beat!

No abs on deck

But my mind stay fly!

(No abs on deck!)

Big laughs, big love

And I still get by!

(No abs on deck!)

No need to chisel

When you built like a throne!

I'm the king of comfort

Shawty, take me home!

(No abs! On deck!)

(Big flex! On deck!)

One hunnid percent of this real—ON DECK!

NO ABS ON DECK—BUT RESPECT, ON DECK!