Over there in Norway
The churches all burn down
Let 's go dress in goth clothesa
And get painted like a clown
Awesome leather armbands
With spikes like two feet long
Hair is parted down the middle
Frowning like a frog
In league with the devil
Satan skulls and hell
Making mommy mad
Cause that 's original
If you hate good music
Then it can 't hurt to go
Image conscious assholes
Black metal fashion show
I hope that you get hit by a bus
Why
Black metal sucks
Careful not to smear your makeup
You suck
Goth clothes and frowns
Just like we discussed
Black metal sucks
Blacke Foryst of Despayr
Taking photos of the band
Put 'em up on myspace
You 're the envy of the land
Posing with a battleaxe
And grimacing with hate
When you 're done
With this figure skating at the lake
The music is best
It 's got the hardest metal sound:
Quickly riffing
On one note is certain to astound
Dimly echoed drumming
And some goat heads to distract
I wish your black clothes would combust
Why
Black metal sucks
You know what dude
You suck
Singer sounds like a wounded duck
Black metal sucks
I 'd rather listen to us
You Suck
You know how I know you look like a fool
We 're the best band and we 're super cool
Straight from the 80 's and we 're old school80
Running out of rhymes so wading pool