Sally Can't Dance

Sally dances on the floor

She says that she can't do it anymore

She walks down St. Marks Place

And eats natural food at my place

Now Sally can't dance no more

She can't get it off of the floor

Sally can't dance no more

Sally she can't dance no more

Sally is losing her face

She lives on St. Marks Place

In a rent-controlled apartment eighty dollars a month

She has lots of fun she has lots of fun

But Sally can't dance no more

Oh Sally she can't dance no more

She went and carried on and can't get off of the floor

Now Sally oh she can't dance no more

She was the first girl in the neighborhood

To wear tied-dyed pants like she should

She was the first girl that I've ever seen

That had flowers painted on her jeans

Now she wears a sword like Napoleon

And she kills the boys and acts like a son

Sally can't dance no more

Sally can't dance no more

Sally can't dance no more

Sally hey she can't dance no more

Sally can't dance

Sally can't dance

She knew all the really right people

She went to Les Jardins

She danced with Picasso's illegitimate mistress

And wore Kenneth Lane jewels really hey it's trash but

Sally can't dance no more yeah

Sally she can't dance no more you tell 'em about it

Sally can't get herself off the floor

Hey Sally girl she can't dance no more

Sally can't dance

Sally can't dance

Sally can't dance Sally can't dance

Sally can't dance Sally can't dance

Sally can't dance Sally can't dance

Sally can't dance Sally can't dance