This Is What She's Like

Well

You know the kind of people

That put creases in their old levis

Sure

The type that use expressions like tongue in cheek and send up

Indeed l do

I don't like these kind of people no

May I state here and now

But I can't help thinking

All the time I'm thinking of her

What's she like

In time

In time

Let me put it another way please do

Welt

You know how the english upper classes are thick and

Ignorant and not used to being with people

That's true

You're familiar with the scum from notting hill and moseley

The c n d

Sure

They describe nice things as wonderful

She never would say that

She's totally different in every way

What's she like

In time

In time

Tell me

What's she like

Come again

Tell me

What's she like

In time in time

Well

This is what she's like

I would like to express myself at this point

Go ahead

Bill

You know the newly wealthy peasants

With their home bars and hi fis

Eh

I'm not sure actually

You know

The ones who parade all their possessions

And put fabulous and super in each sentence

Oh yeah

I know the ones

Well I don't really like these scumbags

May I be clear on this point

Sure

She's not a bit like that

No

Nothing like that

What's she like

In time

In time

Tell me

What's she like

Bill

I'm trying to tell you

Oh well I'll tell you what she's like

Given half a chance

I will make this clear

Just what she's like

I'll present a picture of what she's like

You'll be in no doubt as to what she's like but listen close

Listen close now here

Come on

Are you gonna' tell us what she's like or not

Oh yeah

I have every intention

I'll tell you now

Listen

Go on

Go on

Do you get my drift

Oh yeah

I'm starting to get the picture

Well listen

I can expand on this if you'd like

Yeah

If you would

Oh

I see

I see she must be something

Yeah

She is

Well how did all this happen

Just all at once really

The italians have a word for it

What word what is it

A thunderbolt or something

What

You mean the italian word for thunderbolt

Yeah

Something like that

I don't speak italian myself you understand no

But I knew a man who did

Well

That's my story

The strongest thing I've ever seen