[00:00.00]Our Disease - Victoria Clark/Justin Cooley/Michael Iskander/Olivia Elease Hardy/Fernell Hogan/Nina White
[00:03.80]Lyrics by：David Lindsay-Abaire
[00:05.19]Composed by：Jeanine Tesori
[00:06.57]Arranged by：John Clancy
[00:07.96]Produced by：David Stone/Jeanine Tesori/John Clancy
[00:10.06]Our disease
[00:12.00]Our disease
[00:13.99]Our disease
[00:16.01]Our disease
[00:17.99]Our disease
[00:20.02]Our disease
[00:22.84]Is scurvy scurvy scurvy
[00:28.36]Scu-scurvy
[00:32.23]Which is a lack of vitamin C disease
[00:36.55]That occurs when your body gets no citrus
[00:40.91]It killed a bunch of old-timey sailors
[00:44.23]Argh
[00:45.26]Complications caused by scurvy may affect
[00:49.13]Your teeth your skin your teeth
[00:51.15]Your blood cells teeth and bones
[00:53.28]Among others
[00:55.91]Scurvy can be difficult to diagnose
[00:59.36]Because its symptoms often mimic those of other ailments
[01:03.74]The most distinctive sign of scurvy is a really bad case
[01:10.00]Of gum disease
[01:11.77]Which occurs in many
[01:14.84]But not all cases
[01:18.34]Of scurvy
[01:20.79]Scurvy
[01:22.78]Scurvy
[01:25.89]Scu-scurvy
[01:33.63]Our disease
[01:35.63]Our disease
[01:37.66]Our disease
[01:39.69]Our disease
[01:42.88]Is fasciolosis
[01:43.69]Fasciolosis
[01:44.28]Which is a condition
[01:51.71]Caused by an infection from a parasitic flatworm
[01:54.88]It's a microscopic foe
[01:58.65]It's a tiny little bug
[02:00.51]Found in watercress my friends
[02:02.54]That's a slightly bitter green
[02:04.54]Which my father really loved
[02:06.97]A watercress fanatic
[02:09.67]He ate it by the bushel
[02:13.28]Oh our disease will make your tummy burn like lava
[02:18.39]Also my father had diarrhea
[02:22.34]Delia told me all about his diarrhea
[02:28.89]Daddy was in pain
[02:31.01]Agonizing pain
[02:32.70]His heiny wasn't well
[02:34.92]Itchy and unwell
[02:36.83]People need to know
[02:38.34]What could be squirming inside their food
[02:45.33]So our disease is fasciolosis
[02:53.61]Fasciolosis
[02:54.12]And now we'll take that A
[03:01.84]Our disease
[03:03.84]Our disease
[03:05.84]Our disease
[03:07.83]Our disease
[03:11.44]Is my disease
[03:17.13]My disease
[03:21.56]Which is an incredibly rare genetic disorder
[03:28.82]In which several signs of aging are manifested at a very early age
[03:39.93]Some symptoms may include
[03:43.32]Uh-oh
[03:43.88]Wrinkled skin stiff joints hip dislocations
[03:49.61]Womp-wah
[03:52.05]Atherosclerosis
[03:52.49]This was a terrible idea
[03:57.46]Macular degeneration hypertension
[03:58.56]Look how they're looking at me
[04:02.30]Presbycusis
[04:03.25]Like I'm a slide I'm a chart
[04:05.68]I'm a freak on display
[04:08.18]Cardiac issues
[04:10.48]Exhibit A
[04:11.50]And general failure to
[04:18.73]Well what about Exhibit B?
[04:21.29]Ya wanna know what I see?
[04:24.85]Your disease is a bad case of adolescence
[04:28.71]Accompanied by anxiety
[04:31.57]Peer pressure bruised egos
[04:35.71]And an over-concern about a science grade
[04:39.61]About football games
[04:41.55]About who's getting laid who's got a zit
[04:44.58]Who's wearing what who gives a shit?
[04:48.86]Your disease is a tough one that's for sure
[04:54.01]Getting older is my affliction
[05:00.79]Getting older is your cure
[05:07.61]Getting older is your cure
[05:18.73]But for me there is no cure
[05:23.02]Few people with my disease live longer than sixteen years
[05:31.27]And I just turned sixteen
[05:35.38]So happy birthday my disease
[05:42.07]Oh my-my-my oh my disease
[05:46.45]An incredibly rare genetic ha-cha disorder