[00:00.00]Corduroy Blues - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)
[00:17.84]When I was a boy
[00:19.16]There was no limit to what I could eat
[00:22.93]Shake after shake after shake after shake
[00:25.32]Followed by all kinds of red meat
[00:28.52]Metabolism runnin' around so fast
[00:30.89]My body never gained to weight
[00:33.96]That pissed off all my mom ma's friends
[00:36.45]And made my big boned sister irate
[00:39.38]But now I'm a man
[00:40.77]And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt
[00:44.94]'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone
[00:47.40]I'm to embarrassed to remove my shirt
[00:50.08]What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay
[00:54.50]Made a fat m**********r outta me
[01:01.57]What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay
[01:05.70]Made a fat m**********r outta me
[01:13.19]And all them cookies I been munching lately
[01:16.52]My feets are becoming difficult to see
[01:24.83]I believe it was my daddy
[01:26.44]Who led me to this eating disease
[01:29.87]By calling me the little candy a**
[01:32.53]When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese
[01:35.51]Or maybe it was my mom ma
[01:37.51]Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods
[01:41.27]Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet
[01:43.67]Would I get to see mom ma's good moods
[01:46.77]They said eat this they said eat that
[01:49.29]To stay skinny there was no chance
[01:52.28]And now when I walk I hear corduroy
[01:54.84]Even though I ain't wearing pants
[01:57.52]What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay
[02:01.87]Made a fat m**********r outta me
[02:03.85]You fat f**k you fat f**k
[02:08.61]What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay
[02:12.93]Made a fat m**********r outta me
[02:15.10]You fat f**k you fat f**k
[02:20.23]And all that ice cream I been eating lately
[02:23.68]My chins alone weight 203
[02:34.07]The diet starts tomorrow
[02:37.32]I have a grapefruit for breakfast
[02:39.60]For lunch a bown of white rice
[02:42.55]Dinnertime it's a salt less potato
[02:45.53]I ain't allowed no spice
[02:48.36]If this diet's gonna work
[02:50.75]Tonight I can't eat no more
[02:53.99]Just go to sleep I say to myself
[02:56.44]As I close the bedroom door
[02:59.53]Two in the morning I wake up to piss
[03:02.10]My belly's hungry and achin'
[03:05.09]Tiptoe to the kitchen f**k the diet
[03:07.50]Bring on the chips flavored with bacon
[03:10.15]What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay
[03:14.53]Made a fat m**********r outta me
[03:21.39]What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay
[03:25.63]Make a tub o' sh*t outta me
[03:33.04]And all them crumb cakes I been eating lately
[03:36.49]I should bought stock in Sara Lee
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