[00:00.00]Swiss Army Girlfriend - The Mr. T Experience
[00:05.90]She's the slickest chick I've ever known
[00:08.32]I take her with me wherever
[00:10.04]I go to rope in all my fears
[00:12.35]And open all my beers and
[00:13.77]To never ever leave me alone
[00:16.94]She's tiny, shiny and bright,
[00:19.59]Almost too sharp but not quite
[00:21.79]She does it all somehow
[00:22.92]She's in my pocket now but
[00:24.54]I'm gonna take her out tonight
[00:28.22]She's my Swiss army girlfriend
[00:31.93]She's honey girlfriend
[00:35.33]She's holding up her end, and she's all mine
[00:38.10]So I got a Valentine to send
[00:44.80]Do I have to draw a diagram?
[00:47.43]When I'm out of luck or in a jam
[00:50.06]She can get me hot and out of tight spots
[00:52.71]And she's ready whenever I am
[00:55.89]She slices, dices and more
[00:57.99]She can handle any household chore
[01:00.78]And I love the feel of her stainless steel
[01:03.46]When we're rolling all around on the floor
[01:07.15]She's my Swiss army girlfriend
[01:10.95]She's honey girlfriend
[01:14.29]She's in my dresser drawer
[01:15.91]And I'm all hers
[01:17.06]And we've got a universe to explore
[01:22.60]And I love her so, though she may never know
[01:27.85]Just how low I would go
[01:33.25]To keep her by my side
[01:36.25]And open wide for when our worlds collide
[01:53.73]She's the only game in town
[01:56.18]She's a thriller that you can't put down
[01:58.85]So enjoy this song because before too long
[02:01.53]We're gonna run each other into the ground
[02:05.34]She's my Swiss army girlfriend
[02:09.21]Swiss army girlfriend
[02:12.52]We've barely started yet
[02:14.20]But we're all set
[02:15.36]And we've got a bassinet to get