The Worst Joke Ever - R.E.M. (快转眼球乐队)
You see there's this cat burglar
Who can't see in the dark
He lays his bets on 8 more lives
Walks into a bar
Slips on the 8 ball falls on his knife
Says I don't know what I've done
But it doesn't feel right
Some things don't hold up
Over the course of a lifetime
When's the first time you heard that one 1954
Get to the punch line
Fall to the floor
Give me a minute
And I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever I never
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore me
Now I am floating
I feel released
The moorings have been dropped
The weights unleashed
Everything is crystalline
Simple and free
The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change
Or are too afraid to face
This life's misjudged unknowns
You're not hurting anybody else's chances
But you're disfiguring your own
Give me a minute
And I'll tell you the setup for
The worst joke ever I never
I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story
Don't bore me I NEVER
Give me a minute
And I'll tell you the setup
You see there's this feeling
That I've heard this one before
