The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)

作词 : MF DOOM

When this reporter babe get here

She gon' be on our tip, man

You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here

All kind of long articles and stuff

(Flash message top secret ultra)

Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper

That's gonna be the end, secret exposed

His face, for everyone to see man (ears only)

That's the wack, you know

Yo, man, what the f*ck you talkin' 'bout, man?

That's gon' get my man big fame, man

(Arrange temporary transfer this agency) Cash money too

Yo, but what about money? Yeah

If I do this interview (Metal Face DOOM)

Will, you know, will I get paid for it? (Your concurrence in the above is assumed)

Hell yeah, man You gon' get G's

Yo, where do you get your information from?

"You're gonna get paid,"

You don't get paid for an interview and **** (notify MF, KMD, GYP)

You don't get paid for that (CM effective immediately)

Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money

Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man

I don't, I don't want my pictures in the papers, man

Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works (top secret ultra end of message)

You're gonna get cash money for this

You might not get the money, like, right now

But you gon' have money like Barry White, man

You can do all kind of crazy **** you wanna do

When you get this publicity, man

Um

Huh

Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?

(I ain't sayin' nothing)

Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?

Alright

Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders

With destruction of every major city on earth

Headquarters

Good evening

Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone

What's on your evil mind

Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well

I have plotted my revenge on you, now I shall have it

Bid farewell to your friends

Doom hates us all

But in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me

Operation Doomsday