Old Dun Cow - Bellowhead
Some mates and I in a public house
Were playing dominoes last night
When all of a sudden in the pot-man came
With his face all chalky white
What's up says brown have you seen a ghost
Have you seen your aunt Mariah
Me Aunt Mariah be blown said he
The bloomin' pub's on fire
Oh there was brown upside down
Knocking back the whiskey on the floor
Booze booze the firemen cried
As they came knocking at the door
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all mopped up
Somebody shouted Macintyre
And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk
When the old dun cow caught fire
Old Johnson rushed to the port wine tub
And gave it just a few hard knocks
He started taking off his pantaloons
Likewise his shoes and socks
Hold on said tibbs if you want to wash your feet
There's a tub of old ale here
Don't wash your feet in the port wine tub
When we've still got some old stale beer
Oh there was brown upside down
Knocking back the whiskey on the floor
Booze booze the firemen cried
As they came knocking at the door
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all mopped up
Somebody shouted Macintyre
And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk
When the old dun cow caught fire
Just then there came such an awful crash
Half the bloomin' roof gave way
We were doused with a fireman's hose
But still we were all gay
So we got some sacks and some old tin tacks
And we bunged ourselves inside
And we all got drinking good old scotch
'Til we was bleary-eyed
Oh there was brown upside down
Knocking back the whiskey on the floor
Booze booze the firemen cried
As they came knocking at the door
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all mopped up
Somebody shouted Macintyre
And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk
When the old dun cow caught fire
Fire fire
Fire fire
Fire fire
Fire fire
And we all got blue blind paralytic drunk
When the old dun cow caught fire
