Salad Man (Vocal Percussion Vendetta)

Sun is up

Sweat on skin

You say you’re cool but you’re melting in

I got ice

In my glass

You talk big but you’re moving slow

It’s hot outside

Don’t lie to me

You need a fan and a plan like me

You say “relax”

Boy, please

You’re already on your knees

I’m a salad girl

You’re a salad man

Talking ‘bout heat like you understand

You need a plan

And a van

Just to keep up if you can

I’m a salad girl

In a burning world

You’re losing cool, boy, I stay unfurled

The sun’s too strong

You’re done, man

I don’t need you to take my stand

You say “baby, I’m built for this”

But your shirt says otherwise

I don’t sweat, I shine, I glow

While you’re counting drops go by

Fridge is empty

Beer is gone

Now you’re looking at me like “help me on”

I sip slow

Watch you fade

Heat don’t scare me, boy, I’m made

I’m a salad girl

You’re a salad man

Talking ‘bout heat like you understand

You need a plan

And a van

Just to keep up if you can

I’m a salad girl

In a burning world

You’re losing cool, boy, I stay unfurled

The sun’s too strong

You’re done, man

I don’t need you to take my stand

You said you’re ready

But you’re dripping already

I stay fresh

You stay mad

Guess who’s really built for that

I’m a salad girl

You’re a salad man

Summer’s mine, you can’t withstand

No excuse

No second chance

I don’t need you to hold my hand

I’m a salad girl

Watch me win

While you’re looking for shade again

Heat is on

I don’t bend

Salad girl ‘til the bitter end