F**k New York - Slapshot
Start spreading the news because it's in your face
I guess if you like the smell of piss it's the perfect place
The city that never sleeps is the city I wish would die
But two planes later and you're still there keep looking at the sky
F**k the Yankees
F**k the Mets
F**k the Jets F**k New York
F**k Giuliani
F**k Woody Allen
F**k CBGB's F**k New York
F**k Seinfeld
F**k Famous Rays
F**k Times Square F**k New York
F**k the Upper West Side
F**k the Lower East Side
F**k Broadway F**k New York
Turn on my TV and New York is everywhere
This city filled with sh*t it is poisoning the air
Dirty scumbags begging change and litter in the street
The smell of trash roasted nuts and homeless in the heat
F**k Central Park
F**k the port authority
F**k Grand Central F**k New York
F**k Soho
F**k Wall Street
F**k Battery Park F**k New York
F**k the Giants
F**k the Rangers
F**k Madison Square F**k New York
F**k Spanish Harlem
F**k the U N
F**k Greenwich Village F**k New York
F**k the Brooklyn Bridge
F**k the Holland Tunnel
F**k the FDR Drive F**k New York
F**k the Empire State
F**k the Chrysler
F**k Joe Torre F**k New York
F**k Radio City
F**k Lincoln Center
F**k St Patrick's F**k New York
F**k Hell's Kitchen
F**k NYU
F**k Washington Square F**k New York
F**k Park Avenue
F**k MTV
F**k Madison Ave F**k New York
F**k Edward Koch
F**k Andy Warhol
Sex In The City F**k New York
F**k Staten Island
F**k Queens
F**k the Bronx Zoo F**k New York
Go f**k Brooklyn
And while we're at it f**k Long Island too
