[00:00.00]To Keep My Love Alive (Original Mix) - Blossom Dearie
[00:09.69]I've been married and married
[00:12.41]And often I've sighed
[00:14.54]I'm never a bridesmaid
[00:16.26]I'm always the bride
[00:18.52]I never divorced them
[00:20.97]I hadn't the heart
[00:23.32]Yet remember these sweet words
[00:26.84]Till death do us part
[00:31.40]I married many men
[00:33.57]A ton of them
[00:36.04]Because I was untrue
[00:37.96]To none of them
[00:40.56]Because I bumped off every one of them
[00:45.22]To keep my love alive
[00:49.74]Sir paul was a frail
[00:51.18]He looked a wreck to me
[00:54.68]At night he was a horse's neck to me
[00:59.34]So I performed an appendectomy
[01:04.17]To keep my love alive
[01:08.89]Sir thomas had insomnia
[01:13.63]He couldn't sleep at night
[01:18.30]I bought a little arsenic
[01:23.07]He's sleeping now all right
[01:27.98]Sir philip played the harp
[01:30.30]I cussed the thing
[01:32.56]I crowned with his harp
[01:34.75]To bust the thing
[01:37.42]And now he plays where harps are
[01:39.88]Just the thing
[01:42.22]To keep my love alive
[01:57.00]I thought Sir george had possibilities
[02:01.67]But his flirtations made me I'll at ease
[02:06.44]And when I'm I'll at ease
[02:08.64]I kill at ease
[02:11.17]To keep my love alive
[02:15.79]Sir charles came from a sanatorium
[02:20.73]And yelled for drinks in my emporium
[02:25.49]I mixed one drink
[02:26.73]He's in memorium
[02:30.34]To keep my love alive
[02:35.03]Sir francis was a singing bird
[02:39.90]A nightingale
[02:42.20]That's why
[02:44.68]I tossed him off my balcony
[02:49.43]To see if he could fly
[02:54.24]Sir athelstane indulged in fratricide
[02:59.06]He killed his dad and that was patricide
[03:03.86]One night I stabbed him by my mattress side
[03:08.85]To keep my love alive
[03:13.36]To keep my love alive