[00:00.00]Everything Happens To Me - Woody Herman And His Orchestra
[00:11.43]I make a date for golf
[00:13.36]And you can bet your life it rains
[00:17.03]I try to give a party
[00:19.50]And the guy upstairs complains
[00:22.63]I guess I'll go through life
[00:24.54]Just catching colds and missing trains
[00:28.88]Everything happens to me
[00:33.86]I never miss a thing
[00:36.12]I've had the measles and the mumps
[00:39.38]And every time I play an ace
[00:42.33]My partner always trumps
[00:45.10]I guess I'm just a fool
[00:47.69]Who never looks before he jumps
[00:51.42]Everything happens to me
[00:56.41]At first my heart thought
[00:58.18]You could break this jinx for me
[01:02.21]That love would turn the trick
[01:04.31]To end despair
[01:07.94]But now I just can't fool this head
[01:10.49]That thinks for me
[01:13.58]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[01:19.37]I've telegraphed and phoned
[01:21.67]I sent an air mail special too
[01:25.11]Your answer was goodbye
[01:27.02]And there was even postage due
[01:30.72]I fell in love just once
[01:33.40]Then it had to be with you
[01:37.13]Everything happens to me
[02:40.30]I've never drawn a sweepstake
[02:42.80]Or a bank night at a show
[02:46.07]I thought perhaps this time I'd won
[02:48.79]But lady Luck said no
[02:51.81]And though it breaks my heart
[02:54.23]I'm not surprised to see you go
[02:58.14]Everything happens to me