Just 'cause I ain't never had no nothing worth having never ever never ever
You ain't got no call not to think of what I'm falling to thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another either neither is it anything whatever
And it's not not knowing that there ain't nothing showing and I answer to the name of Trevor however
Just 'cause I ain't never said no nothing worth saying never ever never never ever
Things have got read into what I never said till me mouth becomes me head which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another either neither is it anything I haven't said whatever
And it ain't not proving that my mind ain't moving and I answer to the name of Trevor however
Knock me down with a feather clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain't had
Such stupidness is mad 'cause nothing underfoot
Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
And I ain't half not half glad 'cause there's nowhere to put
It even if I had I'm a bit of a Jack the Lad
Knock me down with a feather clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder whether clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot out of Trevor
Also it takes much longer to get up North the slow way
