Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) (Explicit) - Hazbin Hotel/Erika Henningsen/Christian Borle/Joel Perez/Lilli Cooper/Stephanie Beatriz/Kevin Del Aguila/Krystina Alabado/Keith David/Kimiko Glenn/Amir Talai/Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Come on in here's your key
Let me take your bag wait 'til you see
The hotel 'cause it's great
If you parked your car we'll validate
All our guests are family
Hey perv hands off the chest fluff
That's the Hazbin guarantee
And did I mention it's free?
It's worth the price
Al be nice
Full of drunks
Full of cunts
Full of sticky floors covered in junk
Ha don't mind them
No one does
Or that hole
Ugh Cherri
What?
You've made a great choice to save your soul
'Cause redemption is possible I really really hope
'Cause if it isn't then my whole life's been a ******* joke
And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope
From watching him get ******* murdered right in front of me last month
What?
There's a bar
What the ****?
Have a beer
I don't drink
I just know you're gonna love it here
We can live in harmony
No I can't make a ******* Mai Tai
That's the Hazbin guarantee
Now repeat after me
I'm checkin' in
I'm checkin' in
I'm seekin' guidance
I'm seekin' guidance
Come on everybody
For my reckonin'
For my reckonin'
I'll never turn to violence
I'll never turn
I'm checkin' in
I'm checking in
I'm seekin' guidance
That place sucked ass
Psst hey you
Who? Me?
That's right baby
Redemption got you snoring?
That scene was ******* boring
Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
Because I sense a drop of star potential
With a little boost that drip could turn torrential
Come on down to Vee Tower where we have talent flower
No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power
Let's start with a killer fit let's get filler in those lips
Wax that gooch and pull that strip
A-snip snip snip
Ooh all of Hell's gonna want you
In this game no one outdoes us
No one can outbuzz us
All you gotta do is trust us
La-la-la
Just us
La-la-la
Trust us
Take all these starring roles
We trademarked all your holes
There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed
Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much
But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you
Scratch that they changed the channel
And we can't sell the scandal
Hope you had fun but we are done with you
Your run has cancelled
We're finished I'm not kidding
Get the **** out of my building
Get the **** out of my building
Snip snip snip *****
Ooh but if you know someone
You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
No one can outbuzz us
All they gotta do is
Come on in
Come on down to Vee Tower
Here's your key
And see how great your afterlife could be
We can live in harmony
Why be nice when you can be famous?
That's the Hazbin
Sign and cash in
Guarantee
Yeah right *****
Trust me just me
Trust
Us no I
I meant to say us
Uh-huh
Yeah okay
