This is a journey upon which we shall make some remarkable discoveries
Concerning that inner realm
Which is part of your consciousness this very moment
This is a test
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One two three
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Please let me introduce you to a brand new idea
It ain't like your stupid car
Because it don't come from korea
I won't charge you for this tip
But you can take it to the bank
And when your whole life
Starts to turn around you'll know who to thank
Thank god for mc 900
Will be the first thing you say
When you are jumping out of bed
At the start of every day
You'll be dropping on your knees while you're calling out my name
Saying thank you thank you thank you
And you'll bless the day I came into your life
Which up to this point had been a big fat joke
That you were playing on yourself but now it's time you awoke
From this dream you've been having and confront reality
So shut your mouth for one minute pay attention to me
Say what
Pay attention
Say what
Pay attention
Say what
Pay attention
Because I am going to reveal the secret of my success
So that now you can share in my continued happiness
You will know the blissful peace of all the masters of old
And anything that you touch will turn to fourteen karat gold
It's an easy five word sentence
That's the key to all your dreams
So from now on you don't have to worry
About no complex schemes
Your life will be a simple game
That you will always win
And for every dollar that you spend
The bank will pay back ten
Now I know you're sayin'
Well why don't he stop beating around the bush
Well I'll get there when I get there
So there ain't no need to push
Because the point I'm trying to make contains my whole philosophy
So listen to what I tell you and repeat it after me
Truth is out of style say what
Truth is out of style say what
Truth is out of style say what
Say what truth say what
Truth is out of style
Tell them what your name is
Now I hear what you're saying mc 900ft jesus exactly how
Did you come to the conclusion that truth is out of style
Well I was on my way to work one day
When I spied a rocket ship
Some aliens abducted me and took me on a trip
To a previous existence on another astral plane
I met a real nice lady there name shirley maclaine
The truth is not an obstacle
For someone such as me she said
Because you see we all create our own reality
And if a problem should arise
The best thing you can say is
Don't worry be happy and have a nice day
Well I thanked her very kindly for the excellent advice
She said she'd bill me later at a reasonable price
Then the aliens brought me back
And beamed me down into this bar
But I could not go to work because bigfoot stole my car
I know a bigfoot when I see one
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
Truth is out of style
