French Taunter - Monty Python
Hello
Hello
Hello who is it
It is King Arthur and these are my knights of
The round table
Whose castle is this
This is the castle of my master du eiut of
Lalamba
Go and tell your master that we have been charged
By God
With a sacred quest if you will give us food
And shelter for
The night he can join us in our quest for
The holy grail
Well I'll ask him but I don't think he will
Be very keen
Uh he's already got one you see
What he says they already got one
Are you sure he's got one
Oh yes it's a very nice uh I told them
We already got one
Well uh can we come up and have a look
Of course not you are English type
Well what are you then
I'm French why do you think I have this outragious
Accent you silly
King
What are you doing in England
Mind your own business
If you are will not show us the grail we
Shall have to take your castle
By force
You don't frighten us you English pig dogs
Go and boil your bottoms son of a silly person
I'll blow my nose at you so called Arthur King
You and all your silly
English cunnnnnnnnnigits
What a strange person
Now look her my good man
I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty
Headed animal foot
Trough water I'll fart in your general direction your mother
Was a
Hamster and you father smelt of eldiberry
Is there someone else up there we can talk to
No now go away or I shall taunt you a
Second time
Ah
