[00:00.28]Two kids get married
[00:02.35]Same old thing
[00:04.21]Folks congratulate you
[00:06.56]Church bells ring
[00:08.45]Who's got the ring
[00:09.91]Who's gonna pay the priest
[00:12.26]Get your name in the paper
[00:14.79]Picture or two at least
[00:16.86]And at the reception
[00:19.11]All the old records play
[00:21.58]Where you gonna live
[00:22.66]Are you gonna take her away
[00:25.60]In a corner my new nephew's
[00:27.94]Showing me his knife
[00:30.01]You swore that you'd love
[00:32.12]For the rest of your life
[00:46.68]Went to kiss you
[00:47.49]At the altar we bumped heads
[00:51.08]Honeymoon night we figured
[00:52.73]We best shake on it instead
[00:55.53]Dressed kinda funny
[00:57.13]Laughing we hop in bed
[00:59.64]You can wear it on your feet
[01:01.66]You can wear it on your head
[01:05.72]Come morning my new family's
[01:07.92]Sitting on the front porch swing
[01:10.47]Smiling kinda funny
[01:12.33]Nobody says a thing
[01:14.52]New brother-in-law's throwing a football
[01:16.90]He tosses me a pass
[01:18.55]We all sit down on the front stoop
[01:21.08]Everybody happy at last
[01:23.41]The Honeymooners (Album Version) - Bruce Springsteen